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Microsoft Forced by EU Law to Allow Uninstalling Edge and Bing
Microsoft OperatingSystems IndustryTrends Hype

Microsoft Forced by EU Law to Allow Uninstalling Edge and Bing

MicrosoftProducts Windows
Choose Your Pencil
Splunk's Annual Renewal or a Multi-Billion Dollar Acquisition?
Enterprise Observability Monitoring CorporateCulture

Splunk's Annual Renewal or a Multi-Billion Dollar Acquisition?

SplunkLogs Observability
Why Not Just Buy It?
The Ultimate Enterprise Cost-Saving Strategy: Buying the Company
Enterprise CorporateCulture Observability Monitoring

The Ultimate Enterprise Cost-Saving Strategy: Buying the Company

Observability Monitoring
Buying the Candy Store
The Immersive Reality of iCloud Upselling
AR VR Apple Storage

The Immersive Reality of iCloud Upselling

Apple AppleEcosystem
Some Things Never Change
Unity’s per-install fee turns cache invalidation into a revenue model
GameDev IndustryTrends Hype CorporateCulture

Unity’s per-install fee turns cache invalidation into a revenue model

GameDevelopment GameEngine
When Reinstalls Attack
Unity's Per-Install Runtime Fees: The Spreadsheet Every Indie Dev Now Dreads
GameDev CorporateCulture IndustryTrends Hype

Unity's Per-Install Runtime Fees: The Spreadsheet Every Indie Dev Now Dreads

GameDevelopment GameEngine
Surprise Bill at the Lemonade Stand
When your game engine’s EULA turns into full-blown ransomware UI
GameDev Dependencies CorporateCulture

When your game engine’s EULA turns into full-blown ransomware UI

LicensingCosts VendorLockIn
Pay Up or No Play
AWS says “break up the monolith” while secretly rebuilding one
AWS DesignPatterns Architecture Cloud

AWS says “break up the monolith” while secretly rebuilding one

AWS ArchitectureTradeoffs
Practice vs Preach
The Resigned Surrender to Proprietary Data Collection Ecosystems
DataPrivacy Security OpenSource

The Resigned Surrender to Proprietary Data Collection Ecosystems

DataPrivacy PrivacyConcerns
No Secrets Allowed
Oracle's Masterclass in Irony: A Webinar on Avoiding Vendor Lock-in
CorporateCulture Enterprise IndustryTrends Hype

Oracle's Masterclass in Irony: A Webinar on Avoiding Vendor Lock-in

VendorLockIn CorporateIrony
Cookie Monster’s Diet Tips
UEFI Secure Boot: the Vendor Lock-In loophole via “security reasons” excuse
Security Hardware OperatingSystems

UEFI Secure Boot: the Vendor Lock-In loophole via “security reasons” excuse

UEFIBIOS SecureBoot
The “It’s for Your Own Good” Trick
Refusing senior dev salaries, happily footing the outrageous monthly cloud vendor bills
Cloud Management PMs DeveloperProductivity

Refusing senior dev salaries, happily footing the outrageous monthly cloud vendor bills

CloudCostOptimization DeveloperHumor
Cheap Now, Pay Later
Elon Musk's Choice: Pay Apple's 30% Fee or Declare War
Apple MobileDev Entrepreneurship

Elon Musk's Choice: Pay Apple's 30% Fee or Declare War

Apple DeveloperHumor
Pay or Fight
Docker poison, Kubernetes cloud cures, while FTP medicine stays suppressed
Containerization Cloud DevOps SRE

Docker poison, Kubernetes cloud cures, while FTP medicine stays suppressed

Docker Kubernetes
Salty Snacks and Soda
2004 Skype Flexes on 2022 Discord Over Free File Transfers
Communication DeveloperExperience DX

2004 Skype Flexes on 2022 Discord Over Free File Transfers

SkypeCalls DiscordServers
Big Box vs Little Box
Google Messaging Fragmentation Boomerangs
Google Apple MobileDev

Google Messaging Fragmentation Boomerangs

Google Apple
Too Many Mailboxes
One-Liner Code Change, Massive Test Suite Failure
Testing Bugs Refactoring

One-Liner Code Change, Massive Test Suite Failure

FlutterFramework Apple
Apple’s House Rules
Buff Doge showdown: Visual Studio cross-platform love vs Xcode Mac lock-in
Microsoft Apple IDEs Editors

Buff Doge showdown: Visual Studio cross-platform love vs Xcode Mac lock-in

VendorLockIn CrossPlatformDevelopment
Open Playground vs Exclusive Club
Steve Jobs rejects liver transplant, keeps Apple’s no-third-party policy intact
Apple API CorporateCulture

Steve Jobs rejects liver transplant, keeps Apple’s no-third-party policy intact

Apple DeveloperHumor
No Outside Toys
When Azure ‘chaos tests’ the entire internet on a Tuesday
Cloud Microsoft OnCall ProductionIssues

When Azure ‘chaos tests’ the entire internet on a Tuesday

Azure Cloud
Turning Off the Internet
The Self-Inflicted Wounds of a Hasty Cloud Migration
Cloud CorporateCulture DevOps SRE

The Self-Inflicted Wounds of a Hasty Cloud Migration

Cloud Azure
Tripping Yourself Up
When AWS turns a simple ‘Hello World’ app into a full-blown architecture diagram
AWS Cloud

When AWS turns a simple ‘Hello World’ app into a full-blown architecture diagram

AWS Cloud
Bakery for One Cookie
Roscosmos Forks the ISS, Futurama-Style
IndustryTrends Hype ProjectManagement DevCommunities

Roscosmos Forks the ISS, Futurama-Style

NotInventedHereSyndrome ReinventingTheWheel
Fine, I'll Do It Myself!
Apple's Innovative Ethernet Port Location: The Power Brick
Apple Hardware Networking

Apple's Innovative Ethernet Port Location: The Power Brick

Apple AppleProducts
One Outlet, Many Cords
Richard Stallman's FaceTime intervention
OpenSource DevCommunities TechHistory

Richard Stallman's FaceTime intervention

OpenSource OpenSourceCulture
The Ironic Phone Call
Developer builds exclusive dating app, Star Wars meme deems him dangerous
MobileDev Entrepreneurship Startup

Developer builds exclusive dating app, Star Wars meme deems him dangerous

DeveloperHumor TechHumor
Only I Get to Win
Anti-Establishment Devs: Then vs. Now
DevCommunities Cloud Infrastructure

Anti-Establishment Devs: Then vs. Now

AWS CloudInfrastructure
Secret Candy Stash
Parler's Unscheduled Migration to a Truly Server-less Architecture
Cloud AWS Infrastructure

Parler's Unscheduled Migration to a Truly Server-less Architecture

AWS Cloud
Kicked Off the Playground
Apple Discounts the App Store Tax
Apple MobileDev DeveloperExperience DX

Apple Discounts the App Store Tax

Apple AppleEcosystem
The Store Owner Takes Less
The Microsoft Impostor Among Google Apps
Microsoft Google CorporateCulture

The Microsoft Impostor Among Google Apps

Microsoft Google
The New Kid In Uniform