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Marie Kondo on Project Timelines: Upfront Design Sparks Joy
SDLC TechDebt Bugs

Marie Kondo on Project Timelines: Upfront Design Sparks Joy

TechnicalDebt BugFixing
The Project Road Ends at a Cliff Labeled 'Last 10%'
ProjectManagement Deadlines SDLC

The Project Road Ends at a Cliff Labeled 'Last 10%'

SoftwareEstimation PET ProjectEstimationTechniques
Designer Confidently Promises Same-Day Delivery with Suspicious Smile
Deadlines UX UI Stakeholders Clients

Designer Confidently Promises Same-Day Delivery with Suspicious Smile

UnrealisticDeadlines DeliveryPressure
Merry Code Freeze: ornament-decked IDE marks the annual release lockdown
Deadlines SDLC BuildSystems CICD

Merry Code Freeze: ornament-decked IDE marks the annual release lockdown

DeveloperHumor TechHumor
Ship It at the Requirements Line
ProjectManagement Deadlines Stakeholders Clients

Ship It at the Requirements Line

ProjectManagement RequirementsChangeManagement
The Developer's Project-Finishing Doom Loop
MentalHealth Deadlines ProjectManagement

The Developer's Project-Finishing Doom Loop

DeadlinePressure DeveloperBurnout
Even Supervillains Hate Product Delays
Stakeholders Clients IndustryTrends Hype Deadlines

Even Supervillains Hate Product Delays

StakeholderExpectations UnrealisticDeadlines
The 'Almost Done' Fallacy in Software Engineering
ProjectManagement SDLC Deadlines

The 'Almost Done' Fallacy in Software Engineering

DeveloperHumor TechHumor
Developer flees PM’s demand for instant estimates in manga-style deadline chase
Deadlines Management PMs Agile

Developer flees PM’s demand for instant estimates in manga-style deadline chase

UnrealisticDeadlines DeadlinePressure
A Cautionary Tale About Befriending Computer Science Majors
CS Fundamentals Juniors Learning

A Cautionary Tale About Befriending Computer Science Majors

ComputerScienceEducation Computerscience
When a whiteboard doodle becomes the entire web page specification
Stakeholders Clients ProjectManagement WebDev

When a whiteboard doodle becomes the entire web page specification

StakeholderExpectations AmbiguityInRequirements
Volunteering The Team For A Shorter ETA
Deadlines Management PMs ProjectManagement

Volunteering The Team For A Shorter ETA

UnrealisticDeadlines DeadlinePressure
From weekend crunch to galaxy-brain ‘just log a bug’ deadline tactics
Deadlines ProjectManagement Bugs

From weekend crunch to galaxy-brain ‘just log a bug’ deadline tactics

DeadlinePressure CrunchTime
Dr. Evil laughs at the myth that developers only work 9-to-5
Deadlines OnCall ProductionIssues DeveloperProductivity

Dr. Evil laughs at the myth that developers only work 9-to-5

DeveloperHumor DeveloperReality
The four-word status question every engineer secretly fears in sprint reviews
Deadlines Management PMs ProjectManagement

The four-word status question every engineer secretly fears in sprint reviews

DeadlinePressure ProjectDeadlines
Things That Only Work in Theory: Communism and Gantt Charts
ProjectManagement Agile SDLC

Things That Only Work in Theory: Communism and Gantt Charts

ProjectManagement RealWorldVsTheory
The Tragic Lifecycle of a 'Planned Feature'
ProjectManagement SDLC Stakeholders Clients

The Tragic Lifecycle of a 'Planned Feature'

FeatureRequests StakeholderExpectations
That Sinking Feeling When the Deadline Was Yesterday
Deadlines ProjectManagement Agile

That Sinking Feeling When the Deadline Was Yesterday

DeadlinePressure ProjectDeadlines
Project Estimation Driven by Dungeons & Dragons
ProjectManagement Agile Deadlines

Project Estimation Driven by Dungeons & Dragons

DeveloperHumor TimeEstimation
From Magic Wands to Dual Pistols: The Developer Project Lifecycle
ProjectManagement MentalHealth Deadlines

From Magic Wands to Dual Pistols: The Developer Project Lifecycle

DeveloperHumor DeveloperBurnout
One Last Feature Before Launch
Stakeholders Clients Deadlines TechDebt

One Last Feature Before Launch

ClientExpectations LastMinuteChanges
The Project Management Curve: Ship It by Lowering the Bar
ProjectManagement SDLC Agile

The Project Management Curve: Ship It by Lowering the Bar

ProjectDeadlines DeadlinePressure
How to Professionally Say 'I Don't Know'
Communication ProjectManagement CorporateCulture

How to Professionally Say 'I Don't Know'

DeveloperHumor ProjectManagement
Every Feature Estimate Is Plausible
Deadlines ProjectManagement Management PMs

Every Feature Estimate Is Plausible

TimeEstimation SoftwareEstimation
Management Math vs. Developer Reality
Management PMs ProjectManagement Deadlines

Management Math vs. Developer Reality

UnrealisticDeadlines DeadlinePressure
The True Apex of Project Management Methodologies
Agile ProjectManagement Stakeholders Clients

The True Apex of Project Management Methodologies

Agile DeadlinePressure
Project Management: The Ultimate Conspiracy Theory Debunker
ProjectManagement Management PMs Communication

Project Management: The Ultimate Conspiracy Theory Debunker

ProjectManagement Management
Software Project Entropy: Beginning vs. End
TechDebt SDLC CodeQuality

Software Project Entropy: Beginning vs. End

TechnicalDebt CodeQuality
The Infinite Loop of Vague Requirements
ProjectManagement Management PMs Stakeholders Clients

The Infinite Loop of Vague Requirements

RequirementsAmbiguity Management
Programmer: Breaker Of Builds
Career HR BuildSystems CICD Deadlines

Programmer: Breaker Of Builds

BuildFailures DeadlinePressure