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Hard Work Opens the Psychiatrist’s Door
MentalHealth CorporateCulture DeveloperProductivity

Hard Work Opens the Psychiatrist’s Door

DeveloperBurnout MentalHealthInTech
The Engine’s Right Door
Thirteen Hours Into the Agentic Sprint
Management PMs AI ML Deadlines

Thirteen Hours Into the Agentic Sprint

ProductManagement ManagerExpectations
Dinner Is Still Cooking
AI Turns One Coding Task Into Phase One
AI ML ProjectManagement Deadlines

AI Turns One Coding Task Into Phase One

AI EffortEstimation
The Two-Week Sandwich
Sales Promises Three Weeks, Engineer Says Months: Work Chronicles Classic
Stakeholders Clients Deadlines CorporateCulture

Sales Promises Three Weeks, Engineer Says Months: Work Chronicles Classic

UnrealisticDeadlines ClientExpectations
Promising Someone Else's Homework
Command Chain Etiquette: Everyone Yells ASAP, But the Dev Says Please to the LLM
AI ML Management PMs CorporateCulture

Command Chain Etiquette: Everyone Yells ASAP, But the Dev Says Please to the LLM

Llm AIAssistants
Shouting Uphill, Whispering Downhill
GUYS!! HACKATHON?? - Announcing Fun to the Already Dead
CorporateCulture MentalHealth Management PMs

GUYS!! HACKATHON?? - Announcing Fun to the Already Dead

DeveloperBurnout CorporateCulture
A Party Hat on a Sinking Ship
Marie Kondo on Project Timelines: Upfront Design Sparks Joy
SDLC TechDebt Bugs

Marie Kondo on Project Timelines: Upfront Design Sparks Joy

TechnicalDebt BugFixing
Building Without a Picture
Reagan's Nine Most Terrifying Words: Mid-Project Database Schema Change
Databases Deadlines ProjectManagement

Reagan's Nine Most Terrifying Words: Mid-Project Database Schema Change

DatabaseSchema DatabaseMigration
Rebuilding the Foundation of a Finished House
The Project Road Ends at a Cliff Labeled 'Last 10%'
ProjectManagement Deadlines SDLC

The Project Road Ends at a Cliff Labeled 'Last 10%'

SoftwareEstimation PET ProjectEstimationTechniques
The Almost-Finished Lego Castle
Keep the Pace: AI-Generated Bricklaying That 'Works'
CodeQuality AI ML TechDebt

Keep the Pace: AI-Generated Bricklaying That 'Works'

CodeQuality AIGeneratedContent
Stacking Blocks Without Looking
Swearing at Work: 13 HR-Approved 'Try Saying' Translations
CorporateCulture Communication Deadlines

Swearing at Work: 13 HR-Approved 'Try Saying' Translations

Corporate Workplace
The Polite Words Costume
Three Years of Crunch for Death Threats and 30% on Steam
GameDev MentalHealth Deadlines

Three Years of Crunch for Death Threats and 30% on Steam

GameDevelopment CrunchTime
The Sandcastle and the Seagulls
Building the Pipeline That Builds the Pipeline Instead of Shipping
AI ML BuildSystems CICD DevOps SRE

Building the Pipeline That Builds the Pipeline Instead of Shipping

Cicd DeploymentPipeline
Release Freeze Approaching in Side Mirror Closer Than It Appears
Deployment Deadlines SDLC

Release Freeze Approaching in Side Mirror Closer Than It Appears

ReleaseManagement DeadlinePressure
Ghost Says Boo Three Times Then Mentions Friday Production Deploy for Real Screams
Deployment Production Deadlines

Ghost Says Boo Three Times Then Mentions Friday Production Deploy for Real Screams

FridayDeployments DeploymentAnxiety
Brooks' Law Explained to PMs with Burnt vs Perfectly Roasted Turkey
Management PMs ProjectManagement Deadlines

Brooks' Law Explained to PMs with Burnt vs Perfectly Roasted Turkey

ProjectManagement SoftwareEstimation
Designer Confidently Promises Same-Day Delivery with Suspicious Smile
Deadlines UX UI Stakeholders Clients

Designer Confidently Promises Same-Day Delivery with Suspicious Smile

UnrealisticDeadlines DeliveryPressure
Unlocking the 25th Hour With L-Carnitine Spiked Coffee
DeveloperProductivity MentalHealth Deadlines

Unlocking the 25th Hour With L-Carnitine Spiked Coffee

DeveloperLifestyle DeveloperBurnout
Developer Confidence Warm-Up Routine Before Googling How to Make a Browser
Deadlines DeveloperProductivity Learning

Developer Confidence Warm-Up Routine Before Googling How to Make a Browser

TimeEstimation DunningKrugerEffect
Programmer Says One Hour Bug Fix But Needs Reminders Every Two Hours
Bugs Debugging Troubleshooting Deadlines

Programmer Says One Hour Bug Fix But Needs Reminders Every Two Hours

BugFixing TimeEstimation
Are We There Yet?
Honest Developers and Unimplemented Features
GameDev Bugs ProjectManagement

Honest Developers and Unimplemented Features

GameDevelopment GameEngine
Just Add a Sign
The Project Timeline: Sync, Panic, and Ship
ProjectManagement Deadlines Agile

The Project Timeline: Sync, Panic, and Ship

DeadlinePressure Meetings
Small Delay, Big Hurry
Software Estimation: The Painful Truth
ProjectManagement Deadlines Agile

Software Estimation: The Painful Truth

DeadlinePressure UnrealisticDeadlines
It Always Takes Longer
The Zero-Estimate Paradox
ProjectManagement Deadlines Agile

The Zero-Estimate Paradox

DeveloperHumor TimeEstimation
Fudge Factor Fallacy
Software Estimation Skills in the Wild
ProjectManagement Deadlines Agile

Software Estimation Skills in the Wild

TimeEstimation Agile
Biting Off Too Much
The Inevitable Rake of Launch Day: Ship Fast vs. Ship Perfect
Deployment Agile ProjectManagement

The Inevitable Rake of Launch Day: Ship Fast vs. Ship Perfect

Deployment DeploymentPainPoints
Trip at the Finish Line
A Gentle Q2 Check-in on Your Abandoned Q1 Roadmap
ProjectManagement Agile Deadlines

A Gentle Q2 Check-in on Your Abandoned Q1 Roadmap

DeadlinePressure ProjectManagement
The Overdue To-Do List
The Inescapable Gravity of a Project Deadline
Deadlines ProjectManagement GameDev

The Inescapable Gravity of a Project Deadline

PerformanceIssues PerformanceOptimization
Too Much to Handle
Engineer's Reality vs. PM's Promises
Management PMs Deadlines Communication

Engineer's Reality vs. PM's Promises

UnrealisticDeadlines DeadlinePressure
The Surprise Promise
Product owner overpromises new features while developers watch in horrified silence
Agile Deadlines Stakeholders Clients

Product owner overpromises new features while developers watch in horrified silence

DeveloperMemes DeveloperHumor
My Dad Will Do It