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LanguageComparison Python
Fast Car, Slow Driver
When Python quietly asks C to turbo-charge its performance needs
Languages Performance LowLevelProgramming

When Python quietly asks C to turbo-charge its performance needs

Python DeveloperHumor
Dad to the Rescue
Friend suggests rewriting your slow Python hot path in C - thanks, genius!
Languages Performance

Friend suggests rewriting your slow Python hot path in C - thanks, genius!

Python LanguageComparison
When a Friend’s “Fix” Isn’t Helpful
Project manager insists on deliberate slowdown to sell pricey optimization later
Management PMs Performance Stakeholders Clients

Project manager insists on deliberate slowdown to sell pricey optimization later

DeveloperHumor Management
When the team optimizes the crash instead of removing it
Performance Bugs Debugging Troubleshooting

When the team optimizes the crash instead of removing it

PrematureOptimization PerformanceOptimization
Missing the Point
Rust's 'Hello World': The Pinnacle of Performance
Languages DevCommunities IndustryTrends Hype

Rust's 'Hello World': The Pinnacle of Performance

Rust DeveloperHumor
Work quietly and let the screaming CPU fan brag for you
Hardware Performance DeveloperProductivity

Work quietly and let the screaming CPU fan brag for you

DeveloperHumor CPU CentralProcessingUnit
Panting PC
Every code optimization ever: shaving milliseconds until you’re a skeleton
Performance DeveloperProductivity

Every code optimization ever: shaving milliseconds until you’re a skeleton

PerformanceOptimization PrematureOptimization
Never-Ending Race
Lead dev optimizes physics by declaring the cat a perfect cube
GameDev Performance

Lead dev optimizes physics by declaring the cat a perfect cube

DeveloperHumor GameDevelopment
Think Inside the Box
Elite Optimization Tip: Remove the Forgotten Sleep Call
Performance Debugging Troubleshooting Bugs

Elite Optimization Tip: Remove the Forgotten Sleep Call

PerformanceOptimization Debugging
No More Waiting
Code sprints faster, but has anyone asked what it's escaping from?
Performance TechDebt

Code sprints faster, but has anyone asked what it's escaping from?

DeveloperHumor PerformanceOptimization
Running Scared
When your 5 KB assembly glory meets today’s multi-gigabyte SPA reality
LegacySystems LowLevelProgramming Performance

When your 5 KB assembly glory meets today’s multi-gigabyte SPA reality

DeveloperHumor LowLevelProgramming
Sure grandma, let’s get you to bed
When you solve a convex problem in a non-convex world
AI ML DataScience Mathematics

When you solve a convex problem in a non-convex world

MachineLearning DataVisualization
Losing and Still Bragging
A Creative, if Destructive, Approach to Runtime Optimization
Interviews Performance Languages

A Creative, if Destructive, Approach to Runtime Optimization

Interview Python
Hiding the Work
Big O Notation Surprise: From Linear to Logarithmic
CS Fundamentals Performance CodeQuality

Big O Notation Surprise: From Linear to Logarithmic

BigONotation AlgorithmComplexityAnalysis
Clever Shortcut
How Everyone Misreads the Gospel of Donald Knuth
Performance CodeQuality DevCommunities

How Everyone Misreads the Gospel of Donald Knuth

CodeQuality DeveloperHumor
Frosting the Cake Too Soon
Integer Multiplication Reaches Enlightenment
CS Fundamentals Mathematics Performance

Integer Multiplication Reaches Enlightenment

AlgorithmComplexityAnalysis BigONotation
The Biggest Calculator
The Terrifying Depths of Memory Abstraction
CS Fundamentals LowLevelProgramming OperatingSystems

The Terrifying Depths of Memory Abstraction

MemoryManagement MemorySafety
Magic Faucet
The Seductive Trap of Premature Optimization
Performance CodeQuality TechDebt

The Seductive Trap of Premature Optimization

PerformanceOptimization PerformanceTradeoffs
Dessert Before Dinner
Web.dev Fails Its Own Audit
WebDev Tooling UX UI

Web.dev Fails Its Own Audit

WebDevelopment WebPerformanceMetrics
Teacher Gets Graded
Data Science's Most Common Performance Issue
DataScience AI ML Performance

Data Science's Most Common Performance Issue

MachineLearning NeuralNetworks
Don’t Frost the Cake Before It’s Baked
When wrong code runs blazing fast: the premature optimization paradox
Performance CodeQuality Bugs

When wrong code runs blazing fast: the premature optimization paradox

DeveloperHumor CodingHumor
Faster Isn’t Better
Frontend’s Impossible Tradeoff Triangle
Frontend WebDev Performance

Frontend’s Impossible Tradeoff Triangle

Frontend ResponsiveDesign
The Wobbly Table
Performance Tuning As Ancient Wisdom
Performance CodeQuality DevCommunities

Performance Tuning As Ancient Wisdom

Performance PerformanceOptimization
The App Should Not Crawl
C++ devs brag when micro-optimizing beats a tiny Python script by 0.4s
Languages Performance

C++ devs brag when micro-optimizing beats a tiny Python script by 0.4s

Cpp Python
Big Effort, Small Win
The crushing reality of serverless billing vs. micro-optimization
AWS Performance Cloud

The crushing reality of serverless billing vs. micro-optimization

DeveloperHumor Rust
Time is Money
Apple M1's Astonishing Power Efficiency Benchmark
Hardware Performance Apple

Apple M1's Astonishing Power Efficiency Benchmark

Apple AppleEcosystem
Energy to Spare
Apple M1 Chip Crushes Intel in Developer Benchmark
Hardware Performance Apple

Apple M1 Chip Crushes Intel in Developer Benchmark

Apple AppleSilicon
The Cheetah and the Turtle
The Utopian Dream of a Linear Time Sort
CS Fundamentals Performance Mathematics

The Utopian Dream of a Linear Time Sort

BigONotation AlgorithmComplexityAnalysis
Sorted in a Snap
Algorithmic Inefficiency as a Major Turn-Off
CS Fundamentals Performance CodeQuality

Algorithmic Inefficiency as a Major Turn-Off

BigONotation AlgorithmComplexityAnalysis
Too Slow to Impress