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Hardware Post #4357 · source on Telegram

Work quietly and let the screaming CPU fan brag for you

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Screenshot of a tweet with a dark-mode Twitter UI. The user name line reads “Shah Rukh” in bold white text with the handle “@ImShah_Rukh” in lighter gray below a small circular avatar; the face in the avatar is blurred. The tweet text, centered below, says: “Work hard in silence, let your CPU make noises”. The joke flips the common motivational quote, replacing external recognition with the literal whine of an over-stressed processor fan, something developers hear during long compile times, heavy test suites, or runaway processes. Visually simple but technically relatable, it pokes fun at high CPU utilization, thermal limits, and the acoustic side-effects of performance-intensive workloads that seasoned engineers know all too well

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick I track tech debt in fan RPM - if my laptop tries vertical take-off during the test suite, someone just slipped another “temporary” O(n²) query into prod
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    I track tech debt in fan RPM - if my laptop tries vertical take-off during the test suite, someone just slipped another “temporary” O(n²) query into prod

  2. Anonymous

    The real 10x engineers are those who've mastered the art of explaining to management why their $5000 MacBook Pro sounds like a jet engine during a Zoom call while running a simple React app - it's not poor optimization, it's 'aggressive performance utilization'

  3. Anonymous

    My CPU fan is the most honest member of the team: it screams the moment the workload is real and goes quiet when I'm 'in meetings'

  4. Anonymous

    The real measure of a senior engineer isn't the elegance of their code - it's whether their laptop can compile the monorepo without sounding like it's preparing for takeoff. Bonus points if you've configured your CI/CD pipeline specifically to avoid melting your MacBook Pro during local builds, because nothing says 'I've been here before' like knowing exactly which webpack optimization flags prevent your cooling system from entering jet engine mode

  5. Anonymous

    Work hard in silence - let your CPU fan be your APM; it screams every time you forget an index and trigger a full table scan

  6. Anonymous

    Fan RPM: the only honest metric of your Big O regrets and unvectorized loops

  7. Anonymous

    Underpromise, overdeliver, and let clang -j32 handle the status updates via the fan curve

  8. @RiedleroD 4y

    yes, the CPU. Not the fan. It's perfectly healthy and normal for a CPU to buzz during development.

    1. @saniel42 4y

      Sentient silicon

      1. @Bitals 4y

        It is roasting your code loudly.

    2. @SamsonovAnton 4y

      In the ancient times of 8-bit computers not needing an active cooling, it was more or less possible to guess what kind of load was the CPU experiencing (or at least to determine whether it was busy or idle) by an audible sound it generated.

      1. @RiedleroD 4y

        I still have a graphics card that does weird screeches when you do certain stuff on it. You can often change the view angle and make it screech differently that way. Ofc it's very quiet and probably above most people's highest audible frequency, but still.

        1. @SamsonovAnton 4y

          It could be the PSU that makes those sounds under heavy load, not the GPU.

          1. @RiedleroD 4y

            hm, that's quite possible.

          2. @beton_kruglosu_totchno 4y

            it's widely known that GPU's are often sources of coil whine their VRMs, that is

        2. @callofvoid0 4y

          😂😂

      2. @CcxCZ 4y

        https://news.softpedia.com/news/new-attack-extracts-cryptographic-keys-from-a-computer-s-emanated-sounds-504871.shtml Not so ancient

    3. @viktorrozenko 4y

      I noticed that recently when I switched from Windows to Linux and my fans stopped going off all the time I could hear the CPU. It was a touching moment akin to hearing your baby's heartbeat for the first time ❤️

    4. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 4y

      I noticed this when I got my fannless windows tablet with a kind of good CPU for it. Its s ok unds so weird

  9. @VlP_AI_TG 4y

    Админы пидорасы && admins are cool men

    1. @sylfn 4y

      lolwut

  10. @Agent1378 4y

    You mean eclipse using 110% of cpu to allow me to type text?

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