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The Developer's Flexible Definition of 'End of Day'
CorporateCulture Deadlines Management PMs

The Developer's Flexible Definition of 'End of Day'

MisalignedExpectations CommunicationBreakdown
Curfew Confusion
Things That Only Work in Theory: Communism and Gantt Charts
ProjectManagement Agile SDLC

Things That Only Work in Theory: Communism and Gantt Charts

ProjectManagement RealWorldVsTheory
Works on Paper Only
That Sinking Feeling When the Deadline Was Yesterday
Deadlines ProjectManagement Agile

That Sinking Feeling When the Deadline Was Yesterday

DeadlinePressure ProjectDeadlines
Due Yesterday
The Emotional Gantt Chart of Every Project
ProjectManagement SDLC MentalHealth

The Emotional Gantt Chart of Every Project

DeveloperHumor ProjectLifecycle
Web Development Estimation vs. Reality
ProjectManagement Deadlines WebDev

Web Development Estimation vs. Reality

WebDevelopment DeadlinePressure
The Agile Approach to Resource Management
Management PMs ProjectManagement Stakeholders Clients

The Agile Approach to Resource Management

ScopeCreep UnrealisticDeadlines
More Chores, No Help
The 'Quick Fix' That Costs More Time
TechDebt Deadlines CodeQuality

The 'Quick Fix' That Costs More Time

TechnicalDebt QuickFixes
Shortcuts Gone Wrong
Agile estimation: sprint vs. spring
Agile Deadlines ProjectManagement

Agile estimation: sprint vs. spring

DeadlinePressure UnrealisticDeadlines
The Long Wait
A Fair Negotiation on Pre-Release Quality
Deadlines Bugs Testing

A Fair Negotiation on Pre-Release Quality

DeadlinePressure UnrealisticDeadlines
Haste Makes Waste
The Time-Warping Nature of a Really Good Bug
Debugging Troubleshooting Bugs MentalHealth

The Time-Warping Nature of a Really Good Bug

BugFixing Debugging
Lost in a Puzzle
Swapping labels like code comments: rush-hour bug fix under looming deadline
Bugs TechDebt Deadlines

Swapping labels like code comments: rush-hour bug fix under looming deadline

BugFixing DeveloperHumor
Hiding the Mess
The Sweet Escape from a Weekend Production Release
OnCall ProductionIssues Deployment Production

The Sweet Escape from a Weekend Production Release

ReleaseAnxiety ReleasePressure
Junior dev confidently commits to six-month delivery as leadership panics silently
Deadlines Management PMs CorporateCulture

Junior dev confidently commits to six-month delivery as leadership panics silently

DeadlinePressure UnrealisticDeadlines
The Big Promise
Agile Knight Prioritizes Kanban Board Over Princess Rescue
Agile ProjectManagement Stakeholders Clients

Agile Knight Prioritizes Kanban Board Over Princess Rescue

Agile Kanban
Just Do Something
When a Week's Worth of Problems Happen Before Hump Day
MentalHealth Deadlines OnCall ProductionIssues

When a Week's Worth of Problems Happen Before Hump Day

DeveloperExhaustion DeveloperBurnout
Feels Like Friday
The Developer's Dilemma: Bad Salary and No Sleep
MentalHealth Career HR CorporateCulture

The Developer's Dilemma: Bad Salary and No Sleep

SleepDeprivation DeveloperBurnout
Worst of Both Worlds
Project Planning Books vs. Software Development Reality
ProjectManagement Agile SDLC

Project Planning Books vs. Software Development Reality

ProjectManagement Agile
Plans vs Reality
Project Estimation Driven by Dungeons & Dragons
ProjectManagement Agile Deadlines

Project Estimation Driven by Dungeons & Dragons

DeveloperHumor TimeEstimation
Dice Decides
The Unfinished UI Feedback Loop
Stakeholders Clients Communication ProjectManagement

The Unfinished UI Feedback Loop

ClientExpectations StakeholderPressure
Half-Baked Complaints
The Junior React Developer Starter Pack
Juniors Frameworks Languages

The Junior React Developer Starter Pack

React Frontend
Look Ma, No Brakes!
Coding frenzy two minutes before the sprint deadline hits the board
Agile Deadlines DeveloperProductivity

Coding frenzy two minutes before the sprint deadline hits the board

Agile DeadlinePressure
Racing the Clock
When your standard “two-week” estimate meets the PM’s icy stare
Agile Deadlines ProjectManagement

When your standard “two-week” estimate meets the PM’s icy stare

DeveloperHumor ProjectManagement
It Always Takes Longer
Stopping for marathon meetings right before critical software project deadlines
Meetings Deadlines CorporateCulture

Stopping for marathon meetings right before critical software project deadlines

Meetings MeetingOverload
The Unstoppable Force vs. The Immovable Project Manager
Management PMs Deadlines CorporateCulture

The Unstoppable Force vs. The Immovable Project Manager

DeadlinePressure Management
Not So Fast!
The Deceptively Simple Friday Afternoon Task
Bugs Debugging Troubleshooting TechDebt

The Deceptively Simple Friday Afternoon Task

DeveloperHumor DeveloperPainPoints
Bigger Than It Looks
Choosing deadline driven development over TDD, classic two-panel reaction meme
Testing Deadlines SDLC

Choosing deadline driven development over TDD, classic two-panel reaction meme

TestDrivenDevelopment DeadlinePressure
Hide the Mess
Project manager skips testing, releases anyway, then wonders what went wrong
Management PMs Deadlines Testing

Project manager skips testing, releases anyway, then wonders what went wrong

ReleasePressure DeveloperPainPoints
Burnt Cookies Surprise
The Absurdist Critique of Productivity Culture
MentalHealth CorporateCulture DeveloperProductivity

The Absurdist Critique of Productivity Culture

DeveloperBurnout DeveloperFrustration
Never-Ending Chores
The Heart Rate of a Developer on Release Day
Debugging Troubleshooting OnCall ProductionIssues Deployment

The Heart Rate of a Developer on Release Day

DebuggingNightmares DebuggingFrustration
Racing Heart
From Magic Wands to Dual Pistols: The Developer Project Lifecycle
ProjectManagement MentalHealth Deadlines

From Magic Wands to Dual Pistols: The Developer Project Lifecycle

DeveloperHumor DeveloperBurnout
Excited vs Exhausted