Skip to content
DevMeme

Database

89 memes with this tag

← All Tags Databases (83) DevCommunities (34) Bugs (15) Security (15) Languages (14) CS Fundamentals (11)
The Primal Urge to Query a Database
Databases Languages DevCommunities

The Primal Urge to Query a Database

Sql SQLQueries
The Concurrency Conversation We All Dread
Bugs CS Fundamentals DistributedSystems

The Concurrency Conversation We All Dread

Database ACIDProperties
All or Nothing
When your update hits 9-million rows and Padme asks about WHERE
Databases Bugs

When your update hits 9-million rows and Padme asks about WHERE

Database DatabaseQuery
Big Oops, Whole Table
SQL: The Last Bastion of Acceptable Shouting
Databases CodeQuality DevCommunities

SQL: The Last Bastion of Acceptable Shouting

Sql SQLQueries
When It’s Okay to Shout
SQL Devs: Handle with Care Around Furniture
Databases Languages DevCommunities

SQL Devs: Handle with Care Around Furniture

Sql Database
CSV ascends as cosmic deity overseeing petty SQL and NoSQL disputes
DataFormats Databases

CSV ascends as cosmic deity overseeing petty SQL and NoSQL disputes

DataFormats Database
Old Reliable
The Definitive Answer to the SQL Pronunciation Debate
Databases Languages DevCommunities

The Definitive Answer to the SQL Pronunciation Debate

Sql Database
Tomato, Tomahto… Squirrel!
The Heated Debate Between Schema-Less and Relational Database Advocates
Databases DesignPatterns Architecture TechDebt

The Heated Debate Between Schema-Less and Relational Database Advocates

NoSQL Database
Messy Room vs. Tidy Room
A Visual Representation of 'DROP TABLE'
Databases Languages Production

A Visual Representation of 'DROP TABLE'

Sql Database
Throwing It Away
Database Security: The Canine Infiltration
Databases Security DevCommunities

Database Security: The Canine Infiltration

Database DeveloperHumor
The Good Boy List
Thanos Discovers the Power of Database Backups
Databases DevOps SRE OnCall ProductionIssues

Thanos Discovers the Power of Database Backups

Sql DatabaseBackup
SQL Refreshes: An Escalating Series of Poor Choices
Databases Debugging Troubleshooting Bugs

SQL Refreshes: An Escalating Series of Poor Choices

Database Sql
Bazooka for a Fly
NoSQL Bar Joke for DBAs
Databases DevCommunities CS Fundamentals

NoSQL Bar Joke for DBAs

Database DeveloperHumor
Nowhere to Sit
Game Dev vs. The Friendly Neighborhood Pen Testers
Security GameDev Databases

Game Dev vs. The Friendly Neighborhood Pen Testers

DeveloperHumor Security
When Friends Attack
A Casual Remark That Triggers Database Administrator PTSD
Databases OnCall ProductionIssues Bugs

A Casual Remark That Triggers Database Administrator PTSD

Database DeveloperHumor
Not That Table!
Prisoner confesses shipping Access DB to prod, cell-mate erupts in disbelief
Databases TechDebt LegacySystems

Prisoner confesses shipping Access DB to prod, cell-mate erupts in disbelief

Database TechnicalDebt
Stuck in the Past
A Manager's Simple Fix for a MySQL Outage
Management PMs Databases Communication

A Manager's Simple Fix for a MySQL Outage

Mysql Database
Borrowing Keys Analogy
The Irrational Fear of Lowercase SQL
Databases CodeQuality DevCommunities

The Irrational Fear of Lowercase SQL

Sql Database
Big Letters Feel Safer
When Technical Jargon Fails the Roommate Test
TechHistory DistributedSystems DevCommunities

When Technical Jargon Fails the Roommate Test

DeveloperHumor Database
Follow the Leader
The ultimate defense against hacking: paper
Security LegacySystems Databases

The ultimate defense against hacking: paper

Database TechHumor
Paper Beats Hacker
When a Database Bug Becomes Your Official Surname
Databases Bugs DataFormats

When a Database Bug Becomes Your Official Surname

Database DataQualityIssues
Filling in the Blank
An SQL Query's Night Out: Looking for a Join
Databases Languages CS Fundamentals

An SQL Query's Night Out: Looking for a Join

Sql Database
Can I Sit Here?
The Anatomy of a 'Quick' Production Fix
OnCall ProductionIssues DevOps SRE Databases

The Anatomy of a 'Quick' Production Fix

ProductionOutage ProductionIncidents
Tiny Fix, Big Mess
The Database Five-Second Rule
Databases OnCall ProductionIssues Bugs

The Database Five-Second Rule

Database DeveloperHumor
No Five-Second Fix
The Hidden Architecture of AWS DynamoDB
AWS Databases DistributedSystems

The Hidden Architecture of AWS DynamoDB

AWS Mysql
Fancy Icing, Plain Cake
Return to SQL after a NoSQL Detour
Databases Languages Backend

Return to SQL after a NoSQL Detour

Mongodb Sql
A Box for Each Toy
The Usual Suspects of Project Issues
Agile Databases IndustryTrends Hype

The Usual Suspects of Project Issues

Javascript Mongodb
Classroom Troublemakers
Hierarchy of Fear: The Production Database
Production Databases Juniors

Hierarchy of Fear: The Production Database

DeveloperHumor Database
Don’t Touch That!
Database Seeding: A Strategic Approach
Databases Testing Automation

Database Seeding: A Strategic Approach

DeveloperHumor DeveloperMemes
Just Throw Stuff In
Data Engineering as a Text Adventure Horror Game
DataEngineering BigData LegacySystems

Data Engineering as a Text Adventure Horror Game

Mapreduce Mysql