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When the Intern Pushes Directly to Main
VersionControl Juniors Production

When the Intern Pushes Directly to Main

DeadlinePressure UnrealisticDeadlines
Promises and Perception
Four-word challenge: "Be done by Friday" makes managers nervously laugh
Deadlines Management PMs

Four-word challenge: "Be done by Friday" makes managers nervously laugh

DeadlinePressure UnrealisticDeadlines
Friday Fairy Tale
Delivery manager solves everything by telling devs to work and learn faster
Management PMs DeveloperProductivity Deadlines

Delivery manager solves everything by telling devs to work and learn faster

DeveloperHumor ManagerExpectations
Just Run Faster
The Faces of Engineers Hearing Sales Promises
Stakeholders Clients Management PMs ProjectManagement

The Faces of Engineers Hearing Sales Promises

StakeholderExpectations StakeholderPressure
Too Big a Promise
The Developer's Flexible Definition of 'End of Day'
CorporateCulture Deadlines Management PMs

The Developer's Flexible Definition of 'End of Day'

MisalignedExpectations CommunicationBreakdown
Curfew Confusion
That Sinking Feeling When the Deadline Was Yesterday
Deadlines ProjectManagement Agile

That Sinking Feeling When the Deadline Was Yesterday

DeadlinePressure ProjectDeadlines
Due Yesterday
Web Development Estimation vs. Reality
ProjectManagement Deadlines WebDev

Web Development Estimation vs. Reality

WebDevelopment DeadlinePressure
The Agile Approach to Resource Management
Management PMs ProjectManagement Stakeholders Clients

The Agile Approach to Resource Management

ScopeCreep UnrealisticDeadlines
More Chores, No Help
Agile estimation: sprint vs. spring
Agile Deadlines ProjectManagement

Agile estimation: sprint vs. spring

DeadlinePressure UnrealisticDeadlines
The Long Wait
A Fair Negotiation on Pre-Release Quality
Deadlines Bugs Testing

A Fair Negotiation on Pre-Release Quality

DeadlinePressure UnrealisticDeadlines
Haste Makes Waste
Junior dev confidently commits to six-month delivery as leadership panics silently
Deadlines Management PMs CorporateCulture

Junior dev confidently commits to six-month delivery as leadership panics silently

DeadlinePressure UnrealisticDeadlines
The Big Promise
Project Planning Books vs. Software Development Reality
ProjectManagement Agile SDLC

Project Planning Books vs. Software Development Reality

ProjectManagement Agile
Plans vs Reality
Coding frenzy two minutes before the sprint deadline hits the board
Agile Deadlines DeveloperProductivity

Coding frenzy two minutes before the sprint deadline hits the board

Agile DeadlinePressure
Racing the Clock
When your standard “two-week” estimate meets the PM’s icy stare
Agile Deadlines ProjectManagement

When your standard “two-week” estimate meets the PM’s icy stare

DeveloperHumor ProjectManagement
It Always Takes Longer
The Unstoppable Force vs. The Immovable Project Manager
Management PMs Deadlines CorporateCulture

The Unstoppable Force vs. The Immovable Project Manager

DeadlinePressure Management
Not So Fast!
Choosing deadline driven development over TDD, classic two-panel reaction meme
Testing Deadlines SDLC

Choosing deadline driven development over TDD, classic two-panel reaction meme

TestDrivenDevelopment DeadlinePressure
Hide the Mess
The Soothing Sound of Whooshing Deadlines
Deadlines ProjectManagement CorporateCulture

The Soothing Sound of Whooshing Deadlines

DeadlinePressure UnrealisticDeadlines
Missing the Bus
The Illusion of Progress in Marathon Meetings
Meetings Agile Management PMs

The Illusion of Progress in Marathon Meetings

Agile Meetings
Expecting Magic
One Last Feature Before Launch
Stakeholders Clients Deadlines TechDebt

One Last Feature Before Launch

ClientExpectations LastMinuteChanges
The Last-Minute Room
Managerial Solution to Overwork Is, Unsurprisingly, More Work
Management PMs ProjectManagement CorporateCulture

Managerial Solution to Overwork Is, Unsurprisingly, More Work

ManagerExpectations Management
Chore Chart Confusion
The art of project estimation
ProjectManagement Deadlines Management PMs

The art of project estimation

DeadlinePressure UnrealisticDeadlines
Halved Time, Doubled Panic
A Project Manager's helpful solution to developer burnout
Management PMs ProjectManagement MentalHealth

A Project Manager's helpful solution to developer burnout

DeadlinePressure Management
All Work and No Play
Rapid rewrite from small to large scale: AT-AT built on stilts
Deadlines Stakeholders Clients ProjectManagement

Rapid rewrite from small to large scale: AT-AT built on stilts

UnrealisticDeadlines DeadlinePressure
Standing on Tiptoes
The four stages of legacy code grief
LegacySystems Deadlines TechDebt

The four stages of legacy code grief

LegacyCode DeveloperHumor
LEGO Without Instructions
The illusion of urgency in corporate culture
Management PMs CorporateCulture Deadlines

The illusion of urgency in corporate culture

DeadlinePressure UnrealisticDeadlines
All That Work for Nothing
The One-Day Estimate Ambush
Management PMs ProjectManagement Deadlines

The One-Day Estimate Ambush

ProjectManagement ManagementVsEngineering
The One-Day Promise
The Eternal Chant of the Indecisive Client
Stakeholders Clients ProjectManagement Communication

The Eternal Chant of the Indecisive Client

ClientExpectations StakeholderExpectations
The Silent Scream of Scope Creep
Stakeholders Clients Management PMs Deadlines

The Silent Scream of Scope Creep

ClientExpectations StakeholderPressure
A Project Manager's Rarest Dream: An On-Time Delivery
ProjectManagement Deadlines Management PMs

A Project Manager's Rarest Dream: An On-Time Delivery

DeveloperHumor ProjectManagement
Homework Done On Time
Every Feature Estimate Is Plausible
Deadlines ProjectManagement Management PMs

Every Feature Estimate Is Plausible

TimeEstimation SoftwareEstimation
Guessing the Build Time