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The Tower of Data Babel
Infrastructure Cloud DistributedSystems

The Tower of Data Babel

Datacenter Infrastructure
The One Giant Toy Box
Parrot Learns 'Is It Scalable?' and Becomes a Tech Manager
Management PMs CorporateCulture IndustryTrends Hype

Parrot Learns 'Is It Scalable?' and Becomes a Tech Manager

Management TechBuzzwords
The Bird Who Knew the Magic Word
AWS: You Were Supposed to End the Single Point of Failure
AWS Cloud Infrastructure

AWS: You Were Supposed to End the Single Point of Failure

AWS HighAvailability
Tech Imposter Syndrome: You as Earth vs. The Exoplanet They Told You Not to Worry About
IndustryTrends Hype Career HR MentalHealth

Tech Imposter Syndrome: You as Earth vs. The Exoplanet They Told You Not to Worry About

DeveloperHumor Cloud
Little vs Big
The All-Too-Common Justification for Microservices
DesignPatterns Architecture IndustryTrends Hype TechDebt

The All-Too-Common Justification for Microservices

MicroserviceArchitecture Microservices
Follow the Leader
DDIA Gets a Chianti Pairing
DataEngineering DistributedSystems Databases

DDIA Gets a Chianti Pairing

DataEngineering DistributedSystems
Fancy Study Snack
When your data center literally belongs in a cathedral of compute
Infrastructure Performance DistributedSystems

When your data center literally belongs in a cathedral of compute

Datacenter Infrastructure
Tech Temple
The Sustainable Energy Source for GPT-6
AI ML Infrastructure Hardware

The Sustainable Energy Source for GPT-6

Hardware Infrastructure
Feeding the Monster
Overwhelmed dev asks fortune-teller which ID scheme to choose for the database
Databases Backend DistributedSystems

Overwhelmed dev asks fortune-teller which ID scheme to choose for the database

DatabaseDesign DatabaseIndexing
Flavor Overload
The Non-Technical Manager's Ultimate Power Move: 'But Does It Scale?'
Management PMs Communication CorporateCulture

The Non-Technical Manager's Ultimate Power Move: 'But Does It Scale?'

Management Leadership
Bigger Plans
The Project Manager's Orchestra Problem
ProjectManagement Management PMs Agile

The Project Manager's Orchestra Problem

MisalignedExpectations Management
Time Doesn’t Work That Way
Marketing invites 100k users, ops watches the production servers implode
OnCall ProductionIssues Communication Production

Marketing invites 100k users, ops watches the production servers implode

Scalability ScalabilityIssues
Large Scale Cluster Means Kaboom
Containerization DevOps SRE Testing

Large Scale Cluster Means Kaboom

Kubernetes ContainerOrchestration
Too Many Helpers
Rapid rewrite from small to large scale: AT-AT built on stilts
Deadlines Stakeholders Clients ProjectManagement

Rapid rewrite from small to large scale: AT-AT built on stilts

UnrealisticDeadlines DeadlinePressure
Standing on Tiptoes
The Premature Optimization Dilemma for Hobby Apps
ProjectManagement Performance Startup

The Premature Optimization Dilemma for Hobby Apps

Scalability Tradeoffs
Lemonade Stand vs Restaurant
Bitcoin Core Avoids Cheap Throughput
Blockchain TechHistory Performance

Bitcoin Core Avoids Cheap Throughput

Bitcoin BitcoinBlockchain
Crowded Bus
Game Devs Underestimate Pandemic-Level Server Load
GameDev Infrastructure OnCall ProductionIssues

Game Devs Underestimate Pandemic-Level Server Load

Scalability Autoscaling
Too Many Players
When the Entire World Becomes a DDoS Attack
OnCall ProductionIssues Infrastructure DevOps SRE

When the Entire World Becomes a DDoS Attack

Scalability CloudInfrastructure
The Overworked Chef
The DevOps Conspiracy Theory for the Pandemic
DevOps SRE Infrastructure Performance

The DevOps Conspiracy Theory for the Pandemic

Performance LoadBalancingAlgorithms
Big Mess for a Test
Insomnia as a Service: Dream Servers Are at Full Capacity
Infrastructure Networking DistributedSystems

Insomnia as a Service: Dream Servers Are at Full Capacity

Scalability DistributedSystems
Waiting in Line for Dreams
Management's One Weird Trick to Sound Smart
Management PMs Communication DesignPatterns Architecture

Management's One Weird Trick to Sound Smart

Scalability Management
Tiny Stand, Big Crowd
When the Number of Tests Equals the Number of Bugs
DesignPatterns Architecture CodeQuality Bugs

When the Number of Tests Equals the Number of Bugs

DistributedSystems LoadBalancingAlgorithms
Equal Shares
Capacity Planning Meets Marketing's Ambitions
OnCall ProductionIssues Stakeholders Clients Communication

Capacity Planning Meets Marketing's Ambitions

Scalability CapacityPlanning
Overcrowded Party