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Galaxy Brain Hardcodes a Beef UUID Forever
CS Fundamentals CodeQuality Databases

Galaxy Brain Hardcodes a Beef UUID Forever

DeveloperHumor TechMeme
Three Engineers and a Database for Safe UUIDs
DesignPatterns Architecture DistributedSystems CS Fundamentals

Three Engineers and a Database for Safe UUIDs

OverEngineering MicroserviceArchitecture
Reagan's Nine Most Terrifying Words: Mid-Project Database Schema Change
Databases Deadlines ProjectManagement

Reagan's Nine Most Terrifying Words: Mid-Project Database Schema Change

DatabaseSchema DatabaseMigration
Rebuilding the Foundation of a Finished House
Junior Dev Brags About 1000 Lines of Prisma Schema in 3 Hours
Databases Juniors CodeQuality

Junior Dev Brags About 1000 Lines of Prisma Schema in 3 Hours

DatabaseDesign Orm
Rome Wasn’t Built in a Day
MongoDB Stock Skyrockets After Trump Puts Tariff on Joins Joke
Databases IndustryTrends Hype FinTech

MongoDB Stock Skyrockets After Trump Puts Tariff on Joins Joke

Mongodb NoSQL
Connecting Costs Candy
When your Postgres schema is just SERIAL plus JSONB and vibes
Databases DataFormats TechDebt

When your Postgres schema is just SERIAL plus JSONB and vibes

PostgreSQL Database
One Box For Everything
DDIA Gets a Chianti Pairing
DataEngineering DistributedSystems Databases

DDIA Gets a Chianti Pairing

DataEngineering DistributedSystems
Fancy Study Snack
Overwhelmed dev asks fortune-teller which ID scheme to choose for the database
Databases Backend DistributedSystems

Overwhelmed dev asks fortune-teller which ID scheme to choose for the database

DatabaseDesign DatabaseIndexing
Flavor Overload
Database Theory for Dummies: A Guide to Human Relationships
Databases DevCommunities CS Fundamentals

Database Theory for Dummies: A Guide to Human Relationships

Database RelationalDatabaseDesign
Key to Good Relationships
The Heated Debate Between Schema-Less and Relational Database Advocates
Databases DesignPatterns Architecture TechDebt

The Heated Debate Between Schema-Less and Relational Database Advocates

NoSQL Database
Messy Room vs. Tidy Room
SQL Refreshes: An Escalating Series of Poor Choices
Databases Debugging Troubleshooting Bugs

SQL Refreshes: An Escalating Series of Poor Choices

Database Sql
Bazooka for a Fly
Excel Is Not a Database
Databases DataEngineering Enterprise

Excel Is Not a Database

ExcelSpreadsheets DatabaseSystems
The Wrong Box
Database Relationships vs. Romantic Relationships
Databases CS Fundamentals DevCommunities

Database Relationships vs. Romantic Relationships

DatabaseDesign RelationalDatabaseDesign
Not That Kind of Relationship
When someone proposes database design in sixth normal form
Databases

When someone proposes database design in sixth normal form

DatabaseDesign DatabaseDesignPrinciples
Over-Organizing Everything
When Your Name Is an Unhandled Exception
Databases Bugs TechDebt

When Your Name Is an Unhandled Exception

DatabaseSchema Database
A Very Silly Rule
The Divine Technical Debt of Human History
Databases TechDebt DevCommunities

The Divine Technical Debt of Human History

Database Mongodb
One Big Mess