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Zig Declines to Collect Bun's Garbage
Languages Modernization CodeQuality

Zig Declines to Collect Bun's Garbage

Rust LanguageWars
Gimli and Legolas Unite: C Dev, C++ Dev, and a Rust Hater
Languages AI ML DevCommunities

Gimli and Legolas Unite: C Dev, C++ Dev, and a Rust Hater

LanguageWars Rust
Rust Evangelist Furious When the Rewrite Was Done - With AI
Languages AI ML DevCommunities

Rust Evangelist Furious When the Rewrite Was Done - With AI

Rust AIAssistants
Learning Curve Asymmetry: FP to Imperative vs Imperative to FP
FunctionalProgramming Languages Learning

Learning Curve Asymmetry: FP to Imperative vs Imperative to FP

FunctionalProgramming FunctionalProgrammingConcepts
Batman Slaps Robin: C++ Speedup Matters at Billions of Runs
Performance Languages CS Fundamentals

Batman Slaps Robin: C++ Speedup Matters at Billions of Runs

Cpp Python
The Rust Evangelist Under Your Bed: Zero-Cost Abstractions
Languages DevCommunities Performance

The Rust Evangelist Under Your Bed: Zero-Cost Abstractions

Rust LanguageEvangelism
FFmpeg's April Fools: Moving to Rust, 10x Slower, For Your Safety
Languages OpenSource Performance

FFmpeg's April Fools: Moving to Rust, 10x Slower, For Your Safety

Rust Ffmpeg
Monkey Patching Across Languages: JS, Ruby, Lisp, and Haskell's Void
Languages FunctionalProgramming CodeQuality

Monkey Patching Across Languages: JS, Ruby, Lisp, and Haskell's Void

Haskell Javascript
Identifying C Programmers by Their Reaction to 'GOTO Considered Harmful'
Languages DevCommunities CodeQuality

Identifying C Programmers by Their Reaction to 'GOTO Considered Harmful'

LanguageWars CFamilyLanguages
Our Blessed C26 Versus Their Barbarous C89
Languages LowLevelProgramming TechHistory

Our Blessed C26 Versus Their Barbarous C89

CFamilyLanguages LanguageWars
First-Year CS Student Lectures Python Devs About Compiled Language Speed
Languages Juniors Performance

First-Year CS Student Lectures Python Devs About Compiled Language Speed

Python LanguageWars
Bar Chart Trolls Rust: More Kernel CVEs Per Million Lines Than C
Languages Security DataVisualization

Bar Chart Trolls Rust: More Kernel CVEs Per Million Lines Than C

Rust LinuxKernelDevelopment
Say 'Any Language Is Fine' in Front of Programmers, Get Crucified
Languages DevCommunities IndustryTrends Hype

Say 'Any Language Is Fine' in Front of Programmers, Get Crucified

LanguageWars TechTribalism
De-Rusted Git Fork: 'Git with WD-40 Applied'
VersionControl Languages OpenSource

De-Rusted Git Fork: 'Git with WD-40 Applied'

Git Rust
Nobody Who Advocates Rewriting in Rust Has Actually Written Rust Code
Languages IndustryTrends Hype Modernization

Nobody Who Advocates Rewriting in Rust Has Actually Written Rust Code

Rust LanguageEvangelism
Why Does Everyone Keep Telling Me to Use C++ -- The Increment Operator Confusion
Languages LowLevelProgramming DevCommunities

Why Does Everyone Keep Telling Me to Use C++ -- The Increment Operator Confusion

Cpp CFamilyLanguages
Blog Comment Compares JavaScript to an Anatomically Explicit Analogy
Languages WebDev DevCommunities

Blog Comment Compares JavaScript to an Anatomically Explicit Analogy

Javascript LanguageWars
Expanding Brain Meme Explores Increasingly Absurd Ways to Pronounce C#
Languages DevCommunities Microsoft

Expanding Brain Meme Explores Increasingly Absurd Ways to Pronounce C#

DeveloperHumor CodingHumor
Just About to Migrate: The Eternal Legacy Framework Migration Promise
LegacySystems Modernization Frameworks

Just About to Migrate: The Eternal Legacy Framework Migration Promise

LegacyCode LegacyRefactoring
JavaScript vs TypeScript Two Guys on Bus Both Sad Different Error Messages
Languages Frontend Bugs

JavaScript vs TypeScript Two Guys on Bus Both Sad Different Error Messages

TypeScript Javascript
Programming Languages Political Compass Alignment Chart
Languages DevCommunities CS Fundamentals

Programming Languages Political Compass Alignment Chart

LanguageWars DeveloperStereotypes
Rasmus Lerdorf Created PHP Despite Having No Idea How to Write a Language
Languages TechHistory WebDev

Rasmus Lerdorf Created PHP Despite Having No Idea How to Write a Language

WebDevelopmentHistory SelfDeprecatingHumor
When a Functional Programmer Explains Object-Oriented Programming
FunctionalProgramming Languages DesignPatterns Architecture

When a Functional Programmer Explains Object-Oriented Programming

FunctionalProgrammingConcepts SideEffectsInProgramming
Developer Ergonomics: The Go vs. Rust Experience
Languages DeveloperExperience DX DevCommunities

Developer Ergonomics: The Go vs. Rust Experience

Rust Golang
The Cultural Aesthetics of Systems Programming Languages
Languages DevCommunities LowLevelProgramming

The Cultural Aesthetics of Systems Programming Languages

Rust LanguageWars
Haskell dev discovers code can ship, experiences immediate existential crisis
FunctionalProgramming Languages DevCommunities

Haskell dev discovers code can ship, experiences immediate existential crisis

Haskell DeveloperHumor
Hidden Acrostic in C Code Criticizes Rust for Linux Kernel
Languages DevCommunities OperatingSystems

Hidden Acrostic in C Code Criticizes Rust for Linux Kernel

Linux Rust
C++ and C Mock Rust's Elaborate Efforts to Recreate Their Native Undefined Behavior
Languages LowLevelProgramming Bugs

C++ and C Mock Rust's Elaborate Efforts to Recreate Their Native Undefined Behavior

UndefinedBehavior Cpp
Rust Users and Socialists Agree on State Ownership
Languages CS Fundamentals DevCommunities

Rust Users and Socialists Agree on State Ownership

Rust DeveloperHumor
The Unlikely Alliance of Functional Programmers and Anarchists
FunctionalProgramming Languages CS Fundamentals

The Unlikely Alliance of Functional Programmers and Anarchists

FunctionalProgramming FunctionalProgrammingConcepts