The Rust Evangelist Under Your Bed: Zero-Cost Abstractions

Description

A two-panel black-and-white manga edit. Top panel: a couple lies entangled on the floor beside a bed, the man peering warily into the dark gap underneath it. Bottom panel: from the pitch-black space under the bed, a grinning bearded wojak face emerges with a speech bubble asking, "Have you heard about zero-cost abstractions in Rust?" The meme lampoons the Rust community's evangelical reputation - no moment is too private, no context too intimate, for an unsolicited pitch about memory safety, the borrow checker, and abstractions that compile away to nothing