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← All Tags Deployment (27) Production (23) OnCall ProductionIssues (16) DevOps SRE (12) Bugs (8) Testing (5)
We Used to Review Every Line Before Production
CodeReviews Production TechHistory

We Used to Review Every Line Before Production

CodeReview ProductionReadyCode
Death Reviews the Feature-Flag Rollout Strategy
Deployment Configuration Production

Death Reviews the Feature-Flag Rollout Strategy

FeatureFlag DeploymentRisks
The Skeleton’s Shortcut
Claude 'Ready to Deploy' Over the Montparnasse Train Wreck
AI ML Deployment OnCall ProductionIssues

Claude 'Ready to Deploy' Over the Montparnasse Train Wreck

AI DeploymentFailures
The Overeager Helper
It's Push to Prod Friday: Hand on the Detonator
Deployment OnCall ProductionIssues Production

It's Push to Prod Friday: Hand on the Detonator

FridayDeployments DeploymentRisks
Fireworks Before Vacation
Post-Deploy Anxiety: Chain-Smoking While Waiting for Production to Break
Deployment Production OnCall ProductionIssues

Post-Deploy Anxiety: Chain-Smoking While Waiting for Production to Break

DeploymentAnxiety ReleaseAnxiety
Waiting for the Tower to Wobble
Friday the 13th, 17:52: The Gleeful Pre-Weekend Push
Deployment VersionControl OnCall ProductionIssues

Friday the 13th, 17:52: The Gleeful Pre-Weekend Push

FridayDeployments DeploymentRisks
Lighting the Fuse and Leaving
Developer Shark Begging to Push During Release Freeze with Every Excuse
Deployment Production SDLC

Developer Shark Begging to Push During Release Freeze with Every Excuse

Deployment FeatureFreeze
Intern With Prod Access After Everyone Else Quit Is a Loaded Situation
Production Juniors Security

Intern With Prod Access After Everyone Else Quit Is a Loaded Situation

ProductionIssues BusFactor
Ghost Says Boo Three Times Then Mentions Friday Production Deploy for Real Screams
Deployment Production Deadlines

Ghost Says Boo Three Times Then Mentions Friday Production Deploy for Real Screams

FridayDeployments DeploymentAnxiety
Skipped Tests, Merged Anyway
Testing BuildSystems CICD CodeReviews

Skipped Tests, Merged Anyway

Testing ContinuousIntegration
Turning Off The Smoke Alarm
The Friday Pull Request Deposition
CodeReviews VersionControl OnCall ProductionIssues

The Friday Pull Request Deposition

PullRequest CodeReview
Weekend Button
The Cardinal Sin of Friday Deployments
Deployment OnCall ProductionIssues DevOps SRE

The Cardinal Sin of Friday Deployments

FridayDeployments DeploymentRisks
A Mess at the Wrong Time
Bug Driven Development Cycle
Bugs Deployment OnCall ProductionIssues

Bug Driven Development Cycle

FridayDeployments BugsInSoftware
Broken Toy Factory
DevOps As A Production Disaster Acronym
DevOps SRE Deployment Production

DevOps As A Production Disaster Acronym

Devops DevOpsIrony
Fast Buttons Can Break Big Things
Taking one last look before executing that irreversible DROP DATABASE command
Databases Production

Taking one last look before executing that irreversible DROP DATABASE command

Database DataLoss
No Take-Backs
Friday Deployments: A Turtle's Tale of Terrible Decisions
Deployment Production OnCall ProductionIssues

Friday Deployments: A Turtle's Tale of Terrible Decisions

FridayDeployments DeploymentPainPoints
Leap Before You Look
The Calm Before the Weekend On-Call Storm
Deployment OnCall ProductionIssues DevOps SRE

The Calm Before the Weekend On-Call Storm

FridayDeployments DeploymentAnxiety
Don’t Deploy on Friday
Hotfix Breaks Every Checkout
OnCall ProductionIssues Bugs Deployment

Hotfix Breaks Every Checkout

ProductionBugs ProductionIssues
The Repair Broke Everything
When editing the web server config feels like bomb disposal duty
Configuration DevOps SRE

When editing the web server config feels like bomb disposal duty

ConfigurationFile ConfigurationManagement
Handle with Care
Commit First, Vacation Immediately
VersionControl OnCall ProductionIssues Bugs

Commit First, Vacation Immediately

Git GitWorkflow
Leaving After Lighting a Match
No Time for Staging
Deployment Production Testing

No Time for Staging

DeploymentRisks ProductionIncidents
Try It On The Real Bridge
The smug satisfaction of a risky kubectl apply
DevOps SRE Containerization Deployment

The smug satisfaction of a risky kubectl apply

Kubernetes Devops
Big Red Button
Friday Deploy Meets Production
Deployment Production OnCall ProductionIssues

Friday Deploy Meets Production

FridayDeployments DeploymentRisks
Bad Time To Push
Worked On My Machine Fact Check
Configuration Bugs Debugging Troubleshooting

Worked On My Machine Fact Check

EnvironmentSetup DevelopmentEnvironment
The Special Room
On Wednesdays, We Deploy Straight to Production
Deployment Production DevOps SRE

On Wednesdays, We Deploy Straight to Production

Deployment FridayDeployments
Straight to the Deep End
Deploying live fixes over phone FTP, the peak adrenaline developer moment
Deployment Production

Deploying live fixes over phone FTP, the peak adrenaline developer moment

FTP FileTransferProtocol DeploymentPainPoints
No Safety Net
Broken Sign, Production Approved
Bugs Deployment TechDebt

Broken Sign, Production Approved

BugVsFeature SoftwareBugs
Good Enough From Far Away
The Inevitable Friday Afternoon Deployment Disaster
Deployment OnCall ProductionIssues Production

The Inevitable Friday Afternoon Deployment Disaster

FridayDeployments DeploymentAnxiety
Block Tower at Bedtime
The Agonizing Pre-Demo Deployment Choice
Deployment Deadlines Production

The Agonizing Pre-Demo Deployment Choice

DeploymentAnxiety DeploymentPainPoints
Better Safe Than Sorry
Dropping spaghetti code into production server, Mentos-and-Coke style explosion incoming
Production TechDebt Bugs

Dropping spaghetti code into production server, Mentos-and-Coke style explosion incoming

SpaghettiCode DeveloperHumor
Don't Drop the Candy in the Soda