Microsoft Unveils the Majorana 1 Quantum Processing Unit
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A high-resolution, professional photograph of Microsoft's 'Majorana 1' quantum processing unit. The device is square, featuring a striking design with a gold-plated outer frame and a vibrant red circuit board interior. In the center sits a large, gold-colored chip prominently displaying the Microsoft logo and the text 'Majorana 1'. The overall image showcases intricate circuitry, precise screw placements, and various electronic components, conveying a sense of cutting-edge, expensive technology. This image was part of a major announcement by Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella, who described it as a fundamental breakthrough in quantum computing. The technology is based on topological qubits and the creation of a new state of matter, which Microsoft claims will lead to faster, more reliable, and smaller quantum computers, significantly accelerating the path to a million-qubit processor
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I see they went with gold plating. That's to distract you from the fact that the error correction budget will be larger than the GDP of a small country
Majorana 1 keeps qubits coherent with topological braids - now if only we could braid our Git branches that cleanly, prod wouldn’t be a superposition of hotfixes
After 20 years of chasing Majorana fermions like they're the last bug before production, Microsoft finally ships hardware that makes Schrödinger's cat look deterministic. Meanwhile, the rest of us are still debugging race conditions in classical computing while they're literally racing quantum states
When Microsoft said they were working on 'topologically protected qubits,' I didn't realize they meant literally encasing them in gold-plated Fort Knox-level shielding. At this point, the hardware budget for quantum computing makes AWS bills look like pocket change - and unlike your Kubernetes cluster, you can't just 'turn it off and on again' when it's operating at 15 millikelvin. The real quantum superposition here is Microsoft simultaneously claiming they've solved quantum computing while the rest of us are still debugging race conditions in our distributed systems
Majorana 1 qubits: topologically protected from decoherence, unlike our microservices from cascading failures
Microsoft Majorana 1: the only Microsoft product where the RCA can honestly read, “we looked at it and it stopped working.”
Majorana 1: the only chip where “enable production mode” means cool to 10 mK and braid anyons until the error budget stops paging SRE
Chat, should we keep that bot? Like some kind of domesticated animal Comment deleted
Sure, sounds fun. Comment deleted
ooh so we got a robot pet now? Comment deleted
Btw, quantum computing is useless in almost all common applications. Its highly specialised things and most of us dont get any benefit from that technology Comment deleted
That was the same with binary computers though Comment deleted
Its really naive to just extrapolate past to future Comment deleted
It's very useful for breaking all of exabytes of our encrypted data collected by three letter agencies and waiting in their datacenters. Comment deleted
True, but post quantum cryptography exists Comment deleted
It was adopted on a large scale way after the glowies started storing everything they could reach, and it still isn't used everywhere. Comment deleted
True, but we still have time to fix that. Comment deleted
We can't fix vulnerable data already in their hands. Comment deleted
*old vulnerable data Comment deleted
Not a lot of sensitive data stops being sensitive in 5 years. Comment deleted
Even 10. Comment deleted
Was added? It's almost nowhere from being added Comment deleted
you would not believe the amount of companies that still don't encrypt their internal data at all Comment deleted
And companies who store their data on google drive Comment deleted
post quantum encryption means nothing when a random guy with manhack barges into your server room Comment deleted
It's much mature now, compared to 5 and esp 10y ago We still have no battle-proven alghs They all are much less efficient Encrypted data itself not at risk. Key-exchange and signature schemes is what at risk first of all. Data being encrypted with reverse-calculated keys is only first-order effect Comment deleted
What isn't decrypting data with reverse-calculated keys a threat the same way signature is ? Comment deleted
Getting/Leaking keys ain’t a threat by itself, it depends The threat is what attacker who obtained them can do Comment deleted
people in the 60s: Btw, quantum computing is useless in almost all common applications. Its highly specialised things and most of us dont get any benefit from that technology Comment deleted
Its really naive to just extrapolate past to future(x2) Comment deleted
It's not like we have any other (better) way to think about it And, as humans, we always will try to predict future to best of our abilities Comment deleted
history tends to repeat itself. not always, but it tends to happen Comment deleted
Maan. This is absolutely meaningless thing. You cant rely on that. History can repeat, or can not repeat. When there was no computers, people dont believe that we can automatically process information, so they dont see any potential in computers. But now we already have really cool instrument in almost every area of our life. Excluding breaking cryptography or some other highly niche things Comment deleted
do you know how many failed prototypes of computing machines existed back then? Comment deleted
I don't think we use Babbage's differentiation machine nowadays Comment deleted
but holy shi, it was a groundbreaking technology Comment deleted
yes and most of that stuff can be made with regular computers today, but still I've seen analog computers resurging. some algorithms tend to be slow and an electronic/mechanical implementation can be faster and consume less power Comment deleted
I hope you understand limitations of analog technology and the reason why everything is digital Comment deleted
yes but there are usecases. an analog computer would need a circuit designed for solving an especific problem, but sometimes you might want to do that Comment deleted
that's simply impractical, that's why Comment deleted
well, yes, but sometimes it's worth doing it Comment deleted
short answer, D/A circuit Comment deleted
My brother in Christ quantum computing was never meant to replace your personal computer or even become your secondary processor. And just because it solves 0.001% of the problems of our times it can't really affect our lives? Are you forgetting the power in the hands of 0.001% of us? Our lives are literally at the mercy of the top few... Comment deleted
And they already have power to know everything they want Comment deleted
Not when it's unknown in-flight traffic Comment deleted
Never said it was gonna be a weapon for the rich and the powerful. Just that the problems being solved may be few in number but their impact can and will be drastic. Comment deleted
Wasn't it? (Idk) Comment deleted
not really, they were used to do hard math from the beginning, even mechanical punchcard-based ones were used e.g. in accounting and shit. modern computers do much more complex tasks by transforming them into accounting problems. No reason why we couldn't do similar things with quantum computers, though it's yet to be determined how useful they would actually be, since they're not inherently faster than binary computers, they can just do some stuff natively that binary computers have to emulate with extremely expensive math. So like most other advancements in technology, this is likely to be useful for some things, but not an outright revolution for an entire field. Comment deleted
The very first automatic digital computer (and also ALU) was binary only. Comment deleted
It was indeed. Then we made games run on them lmfao and social media Comment deleted
Majorana fermions, topological insulators, topologically protected electron states in a channel at the edge of an inverted band quantum wells - time has finally come ... maybe ... Comment deleted
Sounds to me like former academic physicians went for hype money and are trying to hide hoax behind scientific terms Comment deleted
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A couple of reflections on the quantum computing breakthrough we just announced... Most of us grew up learning there are three main types of matter that matter: solid, liquid, and gas. Well, today, that changed — and not because someone left the freezer open. After nearly 20 years of relentless pursuit (and probably way too much coffee), we’ve created an entirely new state of matter, unlocked by a revolutionary new class of materials: memeconductors. Yes, you heard that right. These materials harness the raw, unpredictable power of internet memes, enabling a fundamental leap in computing. Introducing Marijuana 1, the first quantum processing unit built on a, uh, “highly” topological core. 🍃 We believe this breakthrough will allow us to create a truly mind-blowing quantum computer not in decades, as some buzzkills have predicted, but in years. And unlike your friend who said they'd pay you back in Bitcoin, this is real. The qubits created with memeconductors are faster, more reliable, and way smaller. They’re just 1/100th of a millimeter, meaning we now have a clear path to a million-qubit processor. That's right—quantum computing just got pocket-sized. Take that, iPhone! Imagine a chip that can fit in the palm of your hand yet is capable of solving problems that even all the computers on Earth today combined could not! Like, maybe it could finally figure out what the heck is going on in "Tenet." Of course, breakthroughs like this don’t just happen overnight. It takes patience, persistence, and the kind of optimism you only get from reading motivational quotes on Instagram. But at Microsoft, we’re here for the long game. This isn't about hyping tech; it’s about building technology that truly serves the world—one dank meme at a time. Stay tuned. The future just got a lot more interesting. And, possibly, a bit gigglier. Comment deleted
All I read was: pls buy our stock Comment deleted
why would i need a portable quantum chip that solves kind of problems that computers can't solve bruh Comment deleted
Are you claiming your portable computing system is capable of creating near absolute 0 temperatures? Yeah they keep saying it can fit in your palm to hype it up but no one ever said that your laptop is or ever would be capable of sustaining quantum states. Comment deleted
so it't not really a computer but...a fridge? :) Comment deleted
It's a computer that requires the most expensive and sophisticated fridge we'll ever hear about Comment deleted
Everything does. Comment deleted
Btw, if quantum computer will run doom, it should look like: We simulate every possible gamer move at same time, player cant see anything, when player want to see game state, it will randomly choose from every game state possible. Comment deleted
But we already have it! Did you tried games running on video-generation models that are feeded with user's input? Comment deleted
No, neural networks produce smooth but cursed gameplay. This is exact opposite, every time you want to see a game state, it gives absolutely correct state, but just random one. Comment deleted
I saw AI minecraft. If you stare into something yellow or red AI will think it is nether and generate nether lmao Comment deleted
but anyway, extremely costly on resources, yet fails to precisely reproduce original game properly. AI field has a lot of time and money to spend on that useless stuff Comment deleted
truly unique gaming experience Comment deleted
>not about hyping tech >hypes tech Comment deleted
And what ? Point is, almost all existing areas already have tools. Quantum computers dont replace that tools. Regular computer close 99.99999% of our information processing requests. Comment deleted
yes but sometimes those tools are slow, for things like numerical analysis, optimization problems or simulating quantic systems, regular computers are slow Comment deleted
And this does not change my words. Niche tools make a minor contribution to our lives. No radical changes will happen from the advent of a quantum computer. Comment deleted
not inmediatly, but in the long run we don't know Comment deleted
O, yea, yea, this is exactly the routine tasks every people solve every day. Comment deleted
But it could be, its nice to think we are near another revolution like the one the original computers brought Comment deleted
Its like comparing car and rocket. We dont fly on space rocket in shop. We can do that, but car do it better Comment deleted
Can you drive a satellite to space in the back seat of your car? And just because most of us don't have personal satellites does that make it utterly useless? Comment deleted
Damn, this is so annoying. To attribute a false thesis to me and heroically refute it. I never said that quantum computers are utterly useless, I said that they have a very narrow specialization that will not have any effect on us. Comment deleted
> it will never affect any of us > When did I say it's useless? Comment deleted
Bro, how much your life changed after, for example, falcon 9 launch ? I suspect, falcon 9 launch absolutely nothing changed in your life. Same thing with quantum computing. Comment deleted
I grew my foreskin back Comment deleted
blud doesn't even know what plasma is, nor what defines a state of matter Comment deleted
probably in the future, sure. I don't think that's currently possible though Comment deleted
Ofcouse we can't predict the future, and whether or not it will be the next big thing Comment deleted
You can't? Comment deleted
Not accurately 😭 Comment deleted
we can, just the quality of predictions might be bad Comment deleted
with 90% failure rate Comment deleted
Nobody said anything about being correct 😒 Comment deleted
Maybe quantum computing will help us Comment deleted
make training LLMs more efficient 👍 Comment deleted
topological qubits are also called topological photonics and do Not scale well and do not have all-to-all connectivity. it's cool though. but a shame microsoft had to be involved Comment deleted
also "fit in the palm of your hand" is a stretch unless you wanna freeze your hand off in a vacuum chamber Comment deleted
Y'all just hatin Comment deleted
no, i just don't really understand the point of portable quantum pc Comment deleted
It never said it was gonna be Comment deleted
i mean, i don't think i will have any tasks in my life that requires a quantum computer, but maybe something changes, idk. Comment deleted
Are you pinging your nearest satellite on a daily basis? Comment deleted
yeah, sometimes, but maybe i should get it out from my garage and throw away Comment deleted
Exactly! Just because you don't have it in your garage doesn't mean it's utterly useless Comment deleted
It is like with fusion, "always 10 years away from being 10 years away". They will just show some "prototype" or "breakthrough" from time to time, just to get another billion dollars from investors Comment deleted
why not deepseek/minimax/qwen developers? 😄 Comment deleted
> Microsoft > it's about building technology that truly serves the world Go back to w11 bruh Comment deleted
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The only useful quantum computers are quantum annealers Comment deleted
Don't you hate when development of entirely new systems takes a long time and happens in incremental steps, instead of magically appearing one day? Comment deleted
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Ten years ago IBM had a system about this size. They’ve maybe doubled it since. It still does nothing useful. Meanwhile the D-Wave machines can solve useful optimization problems like bin packing, scheduling, etc. now. Yet somehow, huge advances like their Advantage 2 machine get totally ignored while 8 useless topological qubits gets everyone frothing at the mouth. Comment deleted
Gate model machines have no interesting near term applications until they actually get to a million qubits and Microsoft’s pathetic 8 is a far cry from that Comment deleted
Only D-Wave is making a device worth actually using Comment deleted
Gate model is not even that interesting. Yes, Shor’s algorithm may be able to factor numbers for us and defeat some cryptography; is that a good thing? Does that advance the species somehow? Especially in light of post quantum encryption existing, it doesn’t seem like it’s that amazing of a thing to accomplish even if they did get there. Comment deleted
Gate model is not even that interesting. Yes, Shor’s algorithm may be able to factor numbers for us and defeat some cryptography; is that a good thing? Does that advance the species somehow? Especially in light of post quantum encryption existing, it doesn’t seem like it’s that amazing of a thing to accomplish even if they did get there. Comment deleted
Man why does everyone think quantum computing could only ever be useful for breaking encryption. Comment deleted
probably because it's the most obvious and scary combinatorial problem for most. I'd say it would be cool to train LLMs on them as i heard they are good at optimization problems Comment deleted
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Fake + Gay Microsoft had been pushing those articles for ages, they've been called out on unscientific untestable unproven results several times Comment deleted
"gay" is a little mean but ok Comment deleted
Only a little Comment deleted
Will it be as good as the tread ripper (I have little knowledge about computers) Comment deleted
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so far experts consider it hoax - related papers were retracted, and there are inconsistecies within their measurements as well as no proof of existence of majorana modes. Comment deleted
bruh Comment deleted
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