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Google Calculator's Literal Take on DevOps Acronyms

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A screenshot of a Google search bar in dark mode, where a user has typed 'What is CI/CD?'. Below the input field, there are three suggestions. The first is a standard search prompt. The third, however, is from Google's built-in calculator, indicated by a calculator icon. It shows the query interpreted as a mathematical equation: 'What is CI/CD? = 0.2525'. The humor stems from the search engine's algorithm misinterpreting the well-known DevOps acronym 'CI/CD' (Continuous Integration/Continuous Deployment) as a division problem using Roman numerals. It calculates 'CI' (101) divided by 'CD' (400), which correctly equals 0.2525. This is an insider joke for the tech community, finding humor in the literal, and in this case incorrect, interpretation of a technical term by an automated system

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick I asked my junior dev what CI/CD is, and he said 0.2525. He's not wrong, but he's definitely getting assigned to documentation for the rest of the sprint
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    I asked my junior dev what CI/CD is, and he said 0.2525. He's not wrong, but he's definitely getting assigned to documentation for the rest of the sprint

  2. Anonymous

    Turns out CI divided by CD is roughly 25%, which coincidentally matches our success rate whenever Jenkins decides to redeploy on a Friday

  3. Anonymous

    After 20 years in tech, I've learned that explaining CI/CD to Google is like explaining microservices to your CFO - they'll both find a way to divide everything and give you a number that makes no sense in context

  4. Anonymous

    When your CI/CD pipeline is so optimized that Google calculates your deployment frequency as 0.2525 - which, coincidentally, is still better uptime than most Kubernetes clusters on a Friday afternoon

  5. Anonymous

    Spotlight computed CI/CD as 101/400 = 0.2525 - eerily close to our deployment success rate whenever the Jenkinsfile collides with six layers of YAML

  6. Anonymous

    Google's CI/CD calc: 25.25% success rate - finally quantifies those flaky pipelines honestly

  7. Anonymous

    When macOS decides CI/CD is 101/400, it’s just formalizing the DevOps reality that only about a quarter of our “automation” survives approvals, flaky tests, and YAML

  8. @sylfn 2y

    101 / 400 TGPy> 0.2525

  9. @true_biba 2y

    What that 42? Where did it appear?

    1. @cthulhu_dev 2y

      The answer is 42

    2. @Nex8192 2y

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy

  10. @SpYvy 2y

    Twenty one

    1. @endisn16h 2y

      nine plus ten be like

      1. @SpYvy 2y

        You stupit

        1. @endisn16h 2y

          on imnot

    2. @SamsonovAnton 2y

      23 is way more cool! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/23_enigma

  11. @misesOnWheels 2y

    based js

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