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The 'Works on My Machine' Defense
Bugs Post #4399, on May 26, 2022 in TG

The 'Works on My Machine' Defense

Why is this Bugs meme funny?

Level 1: Stating the Obvious

Imagine you ask a teacher, “What does this magic trick do?” and the teacher just says, “This magic trick does a magic trick.” That’s not helpful at all – it’s just repeating itself. That’s exactly why this meme is funny. It’s like looking at the floor and saying, “You know what? The floor is made out of floor.” Well, of course it is! We already knew that. In the same way, the computer manual here explains a function by basically repeating its name: it returns a number as a number. We laugh because the explanation doesn’t explain anything new – it’s just stating the super obvious. It feels silly, and that silliness is the joke.

Level 2: Returns Itself

Let’s break down why this is funny for those newer to coding. In JavaScript, most objects have a method called valueOf(). Its purpose is to return the primitive value of the object. For example, a Date object’s valueOf() returns the number of milliseconds since January 1, 1970 (a meaningful number). But a Number object’s valueOf() just returns... the number itself. It doesn’t do anything magical – it’s like an identity function. So when documentation says valueOf() returns a number as a number, it’s literally stating that calling this method gives you back the same number you started with. No transformation, no extra info. Just the same value.

To a newcomer, it might be puzzling: "Why does this method exist if it just returns itself?" The reason is mostly historical and about consistency in the language. JavaScript has both primitive values (like the number 42) and wrapper objects (new Number(42)), and valueOf() is a standard way for objects to give you their inner value. In practice, developers rarely use new Number(42) – we just use 42 – so you almost never need to call valueOf() on a number. That makes the documentation feel pretty silly:

const numObj = new Number(42);
console.log(numObj.valueOf()); // 42, returns the primitive number

Reading an official doc that essentially says “this returns the number as a number” is like reading a dictionary that defines “coffee” as “coffee: a coffee-like beverage.” It doesn’t explain anything new. This kind of obvious explanation is what we call tautological documentation – the definition includes the word (or concept) it’s defining, so you end up where you started. The meme’s bottom image with Buzz Lightyear (from Toy Story) looking at the ground and realizing “the floor here is made out of floor” is a direct parallel. Both the doc and Buzz are stating an obvious fact in a deadpan way.

For a junior developer, the meme is a lighthearted lesson: not all documentation is equally useful. Sometimes you’ll encounter DocumentationHumor like this where the docs make you chuckle or roll your eyes because they’re basically repeating the code in English without giving extra insight. It’s a relatable DeveloperExperience moment – every programmer eventually finds an official explanation that feels about as enlightening as “a door is a door.” The humor also gently encourages you to think a step further: if a doc seems obvious, ask yourself if there’s a deeper reason the feature exists. In this case, the deeper reason is the way JavaScript handles object wrappers for primitives (a little LanguageQuirk of JS). But on the surface, yeah, valueOf() for a number is just going to return that number. The meme captures that “Well, duh” reaction perfectly.

Level 3: Documenting the Obvious

The valueOf() Method – a prime example of tautological documentation in the wild. The official description:

The valueOf() Method
valueOf() returns a number as a number.

This API reference is technically accurate and utterly unhelpful, basically telling us nothing new. It reads like the documentation equivalent of pointing at the floor and noting it’s made of floor. In fact, that’s exactly the joke: the meme’s bottom panel shows Buzz Lightyear inspecting the ground, saying:

hmm
yes
the floor here is made out of floor.

The humor lands because experienced developers have all seen documentation or comments that state the obvious. It’s a snarky nod to the times we’ve looked up a method expecting insight and got a tautology instead. JavaScript’s Number.prototype.valueOf() method is a classic case – its entire job is to return the primitive numeric value of a Number object. So the docs essentially shrug and say “yep, it returns the number.” This is as enlightening as an instruction manual that proclaims, “water is wet.”

Why does this happen? Often, API reference docs are auto-generated or written with rigid formulas. Every function gets a description, even if the writer has nothing non-obvious to add. Legacy conventions in language design also play a role: JavaScript has object wrappers for primitives (like Number, String) to satisfy its object-oriented design, and they come with methods like valueOf() by analogy to more complex objects. For something like Date.valueOf(), the method returns a useful number (the timestamp), but for a plain Number it’s effectively an identity operation. Still, the docs must dutifully document it. A seasoned dev can practically hear the documentation author thinking, “Well, I have to write something here.” The result is a gem of DocumentationHumor and LanguageQuirks – a reference that reads like a parody.

This resonates with the developer community because it highlights a gap in Developer Experience (DX): we crave documentation that answers real questions (Why would I use this? Are there caveats?), but sometimes we get circular definitions instead. It’s funny in a face-palming way. The meme exaggerates our internal sarcastic voice: “Ah yes, thank you, documentation, very cool. The number returns a number – groundbreaking!” We laugh, because if we didn’t, we might cry remembering all the times we hunted for answers in docs only to find self-evident statements. In short, the meme uses api_reference_snark to bond over a universal dev experience: RTFM, only to find that the “M” told us nothing we didn’t already know.

Description

This meme likely depicts the classic developer excuse, 'It works on my machine.' It probably contrasts a developer's pristine, controlled local environment with the chaotic, unpredictable reality of the production server. The humor stems from the universal experience of environment-specific bugs and the difficulty of reproducing issues that only appear in production. For senior engineers, it's a knowing nod to the importance of environment parity and the genesis of containerization technologies like Docker, which were created to solve this very problem

Comments

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick 'It works on my machine' is the developer's version of a get-out-of-jail-free card, except the jail is a P1 incident call at 3 AM and the card is on fire
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    'It works on my machine' is the developer's version of a get-out-of-jail-free card, except the jail is a P1 incident call at 3 AM and the card is on fire

  2. Anonymous

    Corporate mandated 100% doc coverage, so the generator now proudly explains that valueOf() “returns a number as a number.” Next sprint we’ll clarify that our microservice “responds to HTTP as HTTP.”

  3. Anonymous

    After 20 years in the industry, I've learned that the most accurate documentation is often the one that tells you absolutely nothing useful - like valueOf() returning a number as a number, or that time our API docs explained that getUser() 'gets the user.' At least it's technically correct, which is the best kind of correct in enterprise documentation reviews

  4. Anonymous

    Docs like this are why seniors read the spec: valueOf() returns a number as a number, presumably as opposed to returning it as a disappointment

  5. Anonymous

    Ah yes, valueOf() - the method that perfectly encapsulates the JavaScript documentation experience: technically correct, completely unhelpful, and leaving you wondering if the real value was the type coercion confusion we made along the way. It's like explaining that parseInt() 'parses an integer into an integer' - sure, it's accurate if you squint and ignore boxing, unboxing, and the entire reason wrapper objects exist in the first place

  6. Anonymous

    valueOf(): returns a boxed Integer so your loop pays autoboxing tax - profound as floor being floor

  7. Anonymous

    Nothing screams autogenerated docs like explaining Number.prototype.valueOf - whose sole job is to help ToPrimitive unwrap new Number(42) to 42 - as 'returns a number as a number'

  8. Anonymous

    Translation for seniors: Number.prototype.valueOf just unwraps the boxed Number to a primitive - the silent ToPrimitive that makes == terrifying and === mandatory

  9. @azizhakberdiev 4y

    toString() method Returns string as a string

  10. @dsmagikswsa 4y

    Why there are new Number and new String? What are the use case?

    1. @beton_kruglosu_totchno 4y

      for keeping garage collector busy

      1. @dsmagikswsa 4y

        String s1="foo"; literal will go in StringPool and s1 will refer. String s2="foo"; this time it will check "foo" literal is already available in StringPool or not as now it exist so s2 will refer the same literal. String s3=new String("foo"); "foo" literal will be created in StringPool first then through string arg constructor String Object will be created i.e "foo" in the heap due to object creation through new operator then s3 will refer it. String s4=new String("foo"); same as s3 so System.out.println(s1==s2); //true due to literal comparison. and System.out.println(s3==s4);// false due to object comparison(s3 and s4 is created at different places in heap) So you are right.

        1. @beton_kruglosu_totchno 4y

          I thought about constructors without arguments but this is funny too.

  11. @Nufunello 4y

    Well it's pretty standard logic for js, python and other pseudo programming languages

    1. @executor2077 4y

      You have shown your pseudo genius, remarkable :)

      1. @Nufunello 4y

        I do not pretend that I'm genius. But python pretends that it is programming language

        1. @executor2077 4y

          How do you define a "real" programming language? Is Assembler "true enough" for you to be a "real" programming language? Your point of view is as radical as the one's who claims html is a programming language. And, as you may already know, the truth is somewhere in the middle.

          1. @Dobreposhka 4y

            i am gay, and also python is the one real lang

          2. @Nufunello 4y

            Programming language has strict rules that allows you to understand compiler and vice versa. When you code in python, js or another dynamic shit there is nothing determined, anything can be anything. It reduces ability to show appropriate error message, make optimizations and so on. "Code" written with such assumptions can easily be broken just because unexpected type was inserted and funny thing, you probably will get no appropriate error message

            1. @executor2077 4y

              How does typing affect the definition of a programming language or defines some programming language as real or not? If someone was as bad at making logical assumptions as you are now and if I were you, I'd say that anyone who makes such assumptions is a bad programmer - because you can't write a good program if you're making bad assumptions. But it won't be true. You may be very good at programming but you probably just had a bad experience with it and now you're trying to make some people feel uncomfortable just because you felt that way before and you want some revenge for these feelings. That said, I'm pretty sure there are millions of people working with dynamically typed languages and having almost no issues as in specific use cases dynamically types (and, also interpreted - another possible "falsey" language kind?) languages are just fine. People create useful programs using these languages, they are very popular, having great communities and are used not only in programming, but in other areas, like data science as well. People are happy to use them. It all comes down to you and, to be honest, it's really confusing. Why would one hate a hammer (simple tool) for not being able to produce cars properly? You can have it in almost every house and can do simple and useful things. Did you want to use just a hammer for building a skyscraper? Is that a problem of a tool or the one who selected it?

              1. @RiedleroD 4y

                jeez you didn't have to destroy his point like that. I mean, you're right in ways I didn't even think of

                1. @RiedleroD 4y

                  my two cents in this debate is: you may like or dislike any programming language, but that doesn't make it less of one. JavaScript is as much a programming language as Rust, even though I would never voluntarily use the former if there's any way to avoid it.

                  1. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 4y

                    Yeah so I was wondering when JavaScript became a programming language and what was the critical change to be a programming language instead of a scripting language

                    1. @RiedleroD 4y

                      scripting languages are programming languages.

              2. @Nufunello 4y

                80% of your answer is water, but I like example with hammer, for some reason I find it as true. If we think of hammer as python or js it can be used in a lot of situations, but will be pretty stupid to use it with anything but nails. The reason why those languages are "bad" because people make technical debt using it for anything just prototyping, since in the end for having reliable code (if you can use that when talking about dynamic languages) you will do work that compiler in languages does, like checking the types or casting

            2. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 4y

              For me its more like: either you hide the fact that everything runs as asm in the background so well that I doesn’t have to care about it and provide me proper logic and error messages OR you just tell me how the compiled stuff will behave when its finally asm

              1. @Nufunello 4y

                That's true for making some proof of concept rather than real apps

                1. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 4y

                  I would say it helps integrate

                  1. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 4y

                    Apps should feel seemless

                    1. @Nufunello 4y

                      Is the python only language that does it ... Perfectly?)

                      1. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 4y

                        Wat? I hate python

                        1. @Nufunello 4y

                          It was sarcasm, everything written in python could be replaced with more or less intuitive language. The reason why people use python is "i'm too stupid to write 'float a=0' I need something unoptimized with no checks to write 'a=0' ". But the funny thing, they end up with a=float(a)

                          1. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 4y

                            🤣🤣🤣👌

                          2. @RiedleroD 4y

                            the reason why people use python is because it's easy as shit. e.g. I wrote myself a set of scripts that glue together gbsplay and corrscope so I can easily render oscilloscope videos directly from gbs files instead of doing all that manually. Things like this is the intended use of python, and for that it's really amazing. It's when soydevs try to use it for unintended things when it gets messy.

    2. Deleted Account 4y

      Actually this is standard logic in pretty much any programming language. It's an example of abstraction.

      1. @Nufunello 4y

        In this logic Excel is programming language and every finance manager is programmer)

        1. Deleted Account 4y

          ... excel is turing complete (iirc)

          1. @Nufunello 4y

            Yeah, but excel is used only in it's financial sphere, not that much of people use it for servers, machine learning and other things

            1. Deleted Account 4y

              Naturally

            2. @RiedleroD 4y

              I use it for statistics and planning :)

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