TypeScript Makes JavaScript Grow Up
Why is this Languages meme funny?
Level 1: Training Wheels
This is like a kid asking if they can ride a bike however they want, and the parent says, "You need a helmet and rules now." The kid misses the old freedom, but the rules are there because bigger rides create bigger crashes. TypeScript is JavaScript with extra safety labels, and the meme is funny because developers both complain about those labels and secretly rely on them.
Level 2: Static Types, Soft Landing
DynamicTyping means a variable can hold different kinds of values over time, and many JavaScript errors are discovered only when the code runs. StaticTyping means the language or tooling checks types before execution. TypeScript adds a type layer on top of JavaScript, so developers can write things like x: string to say that x should contain text.
The meme's first panel asks VAR X?, which sounds like the older JavaScript habit of declaring a variable without saying much about what it contains. The second panel answers with VAR X:STRING NOW, meaning the variable must be labeled as a string. The third panel says everyone is moving to TypeScript, which reflects a real LanguageAdoption trend in the JavaScriptEcosystem, especially in teams maintaining bigger apps.
For a junior developer, this can feel like going from sketching to filling out forms. At first, TypeScript errors may seem fussy: "why is it mad, I know this is a string." Later, the same checks start catching bugs before users do. The emotional joke lands because both feelings are true. JavaScript feels flexible and forgiving; TypeScript feels stricter, but it often saves you from future confusion during refactors, deployments, and framework upgrades.
Level 3: Type Annotations Grow Up
VAR X?
NO SON, YOU HAVE TO USE VAR X:STRING NOW
IT'S OK, EVERYONE'S MOVING TO TYPESCRIPT NOW. I MISS JS TOO
The meme turns TypeScript adoption into a childhood bereavement scene: the kid remembers the old JavaScript freedom of var x, and the adult gently explains that the industry has decided variables should arrive with paperwork. The visible VAR X:STRING is not idiomatic casing, and modern TypeScript developers would usually reach for let or const instead of var, which makes the post message You are using var with TS? a second layer of critique. The meme is mourning JavaScript, but the comments section is already opening a style-guide ticket.
The senior-developer pain here is not that StaticTyping is bad. In large Frontend and full-stack JavaScript codebases, TypeScript often prevents boring, expensive mistakes: misspelled property names, nullable values treated as real objects, API responses that silently changed shape, and refactors that only "worked" because nobody clicked the neglected settings page. The joke is about the cultural shift. JavaScript used to feel like a fast notebook: declare something, mutate it, pass it around, and find out later whether reality agreed. TypeScript changes that into a negotiation with a compiler that asks, politely but relentlessly, "what exactly do you mean by this?"
That negotiation improves CodeQuality, but it also creates new rituals. Teams argue over any, unknown, inferred types, generated API clients, strict mode, ambient declarations, and whether the type system describes the domain or merely quiets the build. A migration can start as "just add TypeScript" and turn into archaeology through every implicit assumption the JavaScript codebase ever made. The adult in the image is comforting the child because there is a real loss of immediacy, even when the trade is worth it. Dynamic code lets you move fast; statically typed code makes the bill arrive before production instead of during it.
let x: string = "hello";
x = 42; // TypeScript: no, and this time it has receipts.
Description
The meme uses a three-panel emotional movie scene of a father figure comforting a young boy outdoors. The top panel text says "VAR X?", the middle says "NO SON, YOU HAVE TO USE VAR X:STRING NOW", and the bottom says "IT'S OK, EVERYONE'S MOVING TO TYPESCRIPT NOW. I MISS JS TOO". The joke frames the migration from loose JavaScript declarations to TypeScript-style type annotations as a childhood loss. It is really about the industry's shift from dynamic scripting convenience toward static typing, type safety, and compile-time checks in large JavaScript codebases.
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JavaScript did not disappear; it just got a type annotation and a lifelong fear of `any`.
let... Comment deleted
strong types > weak types that’s not on opinion, that’s the truth Comment deleted
Strong types for virgins who don’t sure about their data flow. True chads knows what they pass and receive. Comment deleted
https://github.com/minimaxir/big-list-of-naughty-strings Comment deleted
Fair enough. Your opinion is still wrong Comment deleted
sure, but ts is more expensive, and has readability problems. so 1:1 Comment deleted
What readability problems? Comment deleted
random example from react-router. looks like zip-archive opened in notepad Comment deleted
React is so fucked and broken that even ts can't help Comment deleted
vue-router TS :) Comment deleted
"as any" for help Comment deleted
And do not try to use ts in react-native Comment deleted
Just don't Comment deleted
It's absolute hell Comment deleted
To get routing working you need to do type to type to type Comment deleted
Like Comment deleted
What the fuck happened there Comment deleted
I think that there is only one reason why TS is so popular. Bad coders are trying to look like a good ones Comment deleted
TS is great. React just sucks Comment deleted
what does ts give you. number-string errors protection and slightly better code-autocompletion? what it great for? Comment deleted
Hints in IDEs that work Comment deleted
:) Comment deleted
Also if you are unfortunate working on spaghetti it sometimes helps figure out were some objects are created Comment deleted
sometimes... but you have to maintain ts constantly for such benefits Comment deleted
If you don't maintain your code then lack of types will make your life even worse Comment deleted
and like I sad ts coders and development process are more expensive :( Comment deleted
Random garbage data going around without any idea what is what Comment deleted
Exactly Comment deleted
the longest string from image could look like that in js (to, from, next) => {} Comment deleted
that was about TS readability issues question Comment deleted
Or type naming Comment deleted
readable names are must in good code Comment deleted
C: uint8_t Rust: u8 Java: straight up doesn't have that type Comment deleted
didn't get it. Are these built in types? Comment deleted
it's the names for unsigned 8-bit Integer types Comment deleted
it's ok for built in types Comment deleted
I was making fun of Java here Comment deleted
You clearly have 0 understanding of java. It's called a byte. Comment deleted
those are signed afaik Comment deleted
Weird. You might be right there. I was sure they weren't. This is the problem with working with so many different lanugages on a day to day basis. Easy to get things mixed up. My apologies for the mix up. Comment deleted
yeah, I get it. Working with C++, rust, python, Java, and sometimes even js in the same week is confusing me too sometimes. Comment deleted
Yeah. At home I'm working with primarily C++ and Java, mostly powershell and js at work. Comment deleted
I'm talking about user created vars and types like mainHeaderNavigationAccessRules :) Comment deleted
Go ahead, abbreviate it and expect someone else to understand what that variable means later. You call lack of readability having long names, (and if you can write a shorter/better version of it, ofc it's better to keep the shorter, that's not always the case) but in my opinion it's better describe what exactly that does than having it be miss-used somewhere. You do you, tho Comment deleted
nono long names is a good idea. in js we barely have enough space for them. But TS leaves us no chance. And we are getting code from my pics above Comment deleted
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that code on the pic from the source code of the library? Unless you are willing to contribute to the lib, I don't think there's a problem with that. Their code tends to be more difficult to read, since they are abstracting some concepts, but it's better to type it like that, than having to write a thousand if statements on each function just to check if the parameters have the correct type (which is what happens in js) Comment deleted
I think you wrong because ts doesn't check types in runtime. And we shouldn't do that in js Comment deleted
I didn't say that ts checks types in runtime. The reason is said that ts prevents some bugs from happening, is exactly because it works on build time, instead of runtime. On js, these bugs that can be prevented on build time with ts, will only be seen when that piece of code is executed Comment deleted
What I was saying was, things like function(x) { if (typeof x !== "function") throw new Error("x type must be function") } that you can find on js libraries, are not needed when using ts Comment deleted
this code is ok only if user or something out of your team can affect argument x. (or when it's right program behavior set by business logic) And TS won't help in this situation. Waiting for probable bad data from other modules is antipattern. Comment deleted
it was example of pretty good name Comment deleted
Don’t care about your arguments. Strong types > weak types Comment deleted
:D Comment deleted
np Comment deleted
TS works only in IDE and at the build time. And it doesn't matter what kind of code we talking about: library or your project code. TS is always less readable. That's the price for type checking in IDE. Yes it can help in difficult situation. But the price is continuous additional work around TS and it's disadvantages Comment deleted
but maybe it was just a bad example. And yes, I know that TS is for error prevention. It's obviously Comment deleted
by the way unit tests prevents such errors. TS becomes more useless with such tests. But people uses both. It's like fashion more, not necessity Comment deleted
Js is a mistake yet we have to use it 😗🖖 Comment deleted
To code in js you should think as js Comment deleted