The siren call of Kubernetes for a simple monolith app
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A four-panel meme using the 'Phoebe Teaching Joey' format from the TV show 'Friends'. In the left column, the character Phoebe is shown patiently explaining a concept word by word. The text over her images reads, 'Start with a', then 'Simple Modular', then 'Monolith App', and finally the complete sentence, 'Start with a simple modular monolith app!'. In the right column, the character Joey repeats the first three phrases with a confused look, but when Phoebe delivers the full, sensible advice, he has a moment of flawed realization and excitedly blurts out the punchline: 'Kubernetes!'. The meme satirizes the common engineering anti-pattern of over-engineering and hype-driven development. It contrasts the pragmatic, experienced advice to start with a well-structured but simple architecture (a modular monolith) with the enthusiastic but misguided impulse to jump immediately to complex, powerful, and often unnecessary technologies like Kubernetes for a new project
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Some engineers hear 'simple modular monolith' and immediately start writing 500 lines of YAML. It's the modern-day 'hello world' for people who love solving problems they don't have yet
The POC has one endpoint and a SQLite file, but the sprint plan calls for a multi-AZ Kubernetes cluster - apparently YAGNI now stands for “Yeah, Actually, Get Nine Ingresses.”
"We spent six months building a service mesh for our two-person startup because someone read a CNCF case study about Netflix."
Ah yes, the classic startup architecture pattern: skip the boring 'build a working product' phase and go straight to explaining your Kubernetes cluster topology to investors. Because nothing says 'we understand our domain' quite like spending three sprints debugging service mesh configurations for an app that has twelve users - all of them internal QA
We said 'modular monolith' and by sprint two we had Helm charts, a service mesh, and a platform team - still serving one /healthz endpoint
Greenfield kickoff: “Simple modular monolith.” Counterproposal: “Kubernetes.” Because nothing says MVP like an etcd quorum and HPA tuning for zero traffic - plus a quarter of YAML debt before your first user
Modular monolith: one repo, sane context switches. Kubernetes: microservices monolith with etcd-induced nightmares from commit zero
Can monolith be modular? 🤔 Comment deleted
https://m.signalvnoise.com/the-majestic-monolith/ Comment deleted
linux is both monolithic (very) and modular (mostly) Comment deleted