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The Devilish Clean Build
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The Devilish Clean Build

Description

A narrow IDE or terminal-style status bar shows the text "15:01:39 Build Finished, 0 errors, 0 warnings. (took 666ms)" highlighted in blue. The source caption says "666ms per build in exchange for 0 errors and 0 warning? Son of a bitch, I'm in!" The humor comes from treating a perfectly clean and fast build as a suspicious bargain, because the ominous 666 millisecond duration is still worth it to avoid compiler errors and warnings.

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Comments

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick A 666ms clean build is just the compiler confirming the pact was linked successfully.
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    A 666ms clean build is just the compiler confirming the pact was linked successfully.

  2. @kulikov0 4y

    Empty project moment

  3. @MrZarei 4y

    Thats devilish

  4. @DetOfVice 4y

    It's a sin!

  5. @tokimonatakanimekat 4y

    And all it takes is one immortal soul

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