Rubber Duck Debugging Reaches Its Breaking Point: 'Nothings Working Mr Duck'

Description

A photo of a yellow rubber duck sitting on a MacBook Pro trackpad in front of a screen showing VS Code with a TypeScript file 'productspage.ts' from an Ionic/Angular app - visible imports from '@angular/core', 'ionic-angular', 'angularfire2/firestore' and 'firebase', plus interfaces 'Cart' (userEmail, rosesInCart, songogramsInCart, isadmin), 'Product', and 'Customisation', and an exported 'productspage' component class. A VS Code notification reads 'Git not found. Install it or configure it using the git.path setting' with 'Download Git' and 'Don't Show Again' buttons. Large white overlay text across the keyboard says 'NOTHINGS FUCKING WORKING MR DUCK'. A despairing snapshot of rubber duck debugging when even the duck is out of answers - and Git isn't even installed

Common Tags

RubberDuckDebugging Debugging TypeScript Vscode Angular DebuggingFrustration IonicFramework Git DeveloperFrustration

Comments

Anonymous ★ Top Pick The duck has been silently judging since line 1: 'isadmin: string'. It's not that nothing's working, Mr Duck just respects the debugging process too much to interrupt

Anonymous ★ Top Pick

The duck has been silently judging since line 1: 'isadmin: string'. It's not that nothing's working, Mr Duck just respects the debugging process too much to interrupt
Anonymous

The duck reproduced the issue and reassigned it to the human.
@deerspangle 2mo

Roses in cart, sonograms in cart? The heck is this place that sells ultrasounds and flowers...
1. @azizhakberdiev 2mo
  
  supply for demining squads
@NaNmber 2mo

you are absolutely quack 🦆
@nwordtech 2mo

Of course it wouldn't it's typescript
1. @f0cu53d 2mo
  
  Yes
@pulsar_sp 2mo

you can't code if you're blind, bruh, why light theme т_т
@Nucradkillsrats 2mo

You put a rubber duck in front of you and your monitor and when you’re coding and learning something like some fix to a bug or something entirely new - you have to explain it to a duck. The fuck doesn’t judge, the duck doesn’t correct you. It’s all up to you. You have to use the simplest words to deliver your understanding, and with the silence of the duck, you will realize yourself whether you truly grasped the subject in its entirety or you are missing some knowledge holes to be filled out Godspeed, code emperor
@unknwnfckgsht 2mo

> Git not found That's not a real programmer
1. @SheepGod 2mo
  
  I mean productname is also a number
2. Егор 2mo
  
  maybe he’s still using sourcesafe