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Me If Bugs Didn't Exist: Sleeping Peacefully in a Meadow
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A four-panel collage of dreamy pastoral photos: a white duvet and pillows laid directly in tall grass at sunset with a book resting on the blanket; a person sleeping under a white comforter in a green field; another person dozing beside an open book and wildflowers; and a woman in black lying back blissfully in deep grass. Centered white text with black outline reads: 'me if bugs didn't exist:'. A Reddit snoo logo watermark sits in the bottom-right corner. The double meaning works on two levels - literally you could sleep outdoors without insects, and for developers it is the fantasy of a life with uninterrupted sleep, no 3am pages, no bug backlog, just serene rest in a field
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A world without bugs sounds lovely until you remember the entire industry's job security is a meadow full of them
For once, `sleep()` is interrupted by neither an exception nor a mosquito.
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>bro air purifier is not enough >bro just open your windows so fresh air comes in >opening my windows >closing in 5 minutes >no fresh air detected, only car fumes and dust >observing numerous flying things of all kinds looking for a territory to claim on my walls/ceiling >pulling out bug spray that is more toxic than cs2 community altogether >a couple of light touches seem not enough for these sturdy flying bums >air purifier is confused, blinking danger, warning, code red, exit the building immediately >stressing the hell out of this can of chemicals, place is faded to its finest >can't see past my hand, not because of density >are these for humans too? am I a bug? >at this point air purifier has given up and become a bug spray circulation turbine >lil fellas start tweaking, flying in all directions at once, hitting walls, lamps, windows, me >becoming Neo, tracking 10 targets at once, evading all of them >actually just lying down on the floor, I'm too smart for them >chilling down there soaking up all the radioactive fallout >buzzing noise starts fading away, is it over? >hearing smth still vibrating nearby, some of them are still trying to get up >too late, that was the wrong window to take, buddy >finishing last survivors lives, making my own shorter by a month each minute I spend in this place >oh, forgot to finish my dinner it seems >pasta now has a bitter taste >too hungry, that'll do >sealing my windows shut with instant glue >never again Comment deleted
in Germany we do "stoßlüften". you open all windows very wide but 5 minutes. it helps to reduce humidity and bacteria in the air inside. let's a small amount of outside shit inside, but then air purifier filters it quickly out Comment deleted
but I suppose in china it's a way different experience Comment deleted