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Intern struts confidently after deleting every line that used to throw errors
Juniors Post #4333, on Apr 19, 2022 in TG

Intern struts confidently after deleting every line that used to throw errors

Description

The meme has two parts: a white banner at the top with black text that reads, "Intern after removing the code that was throwing errors." Below it loops a short GIF from a well-known movie scene: a man in a dark business suit, red tie and headphones power-walks through an office hallway, swinging his shoulders with swagger. The face has been pixelated to hide identity, and a tiny watermark "u/mb557x" appears in the upper-right corner. Visually, the intern’s exaggerated confidence contrasts with the dubious fix - simply deleting error-producing code. Technically the joke highlights common junior-developer pitfalls in debugging: removing functionality instead of understanding root causes, a classic bad-practice that may silence exceptions but harms code quality and masks bugs

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick Intern strolls by swaggering: “Sentry’s clean - zero errors!” Principal engineer: “Yeah, that happens when the commit turns the checkout flow into return 204; observability can’t observe what you just nuked.”
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    Intern strolls by swaggering: “Sentry’s clean - zero errors!” Principal engineer: “Yeah, that happens when the commit turns the checkout flow into return 204; observability can’t observe what you just nuked.”

  2. Anonymous

    Zero errors in the logs and zero features in the app - the intern just discovered the only refactor with guaranteed 100% test pass rate: rm

  3. Anonymous

    Intern: “Error rate is 0%.” SRE: “Right - removing the endpoint is a bold SLI optimization; pity the revenue events vanished with it.”

  4. Anonymous

    Intern pioneering DDD - Delete-Driven Development: error budget green, SLOs flawless, and the feature now exists only in the roadmap

  5. @Svistoplyaz 4y

    Cannot trust such a file:P

  6. Deleted Account 4y

    Its me

  7. @MValerius 4y

    Why it weighs 13 Mb?

    1. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 4y

      Its virus

      1. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 4y

        The new SARS-CoV-2

        1. @MValerius 4y

          Such a relief that it's not JavaScript or other language!

          1. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 4y

            I am familiar with JavaScript on a level that I would choose it for a lot of stuff but python is still garbage in my eyes

            1. @RiedleroD 4y

              it has a lot of problems, I'll admit that much. Still better than js casting hellscape

              1. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 4y

                I actually start liking JavaScripts typelessness even tho its broken in not just one place

                1. @RiedleroD 4y

                  that's why I like python's version of it - no automatic casting that can bite you in the ass. If you have an int, you have an int. Not a BigNum, not a float, not a Decimal. int.

  8. @qtsmolcat 4y

    Where raise?

  9. @SamsonovAnton 4y

    ... the code that actually did thorough error checking.

    1. dev_meme 4y

      *Always does

  10. @deerspangle 4y

    A version optimised for telegram

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