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Security Post #6041 · source on Telegram

GitHub's Unofficial Feature: A Goldmine for API Keys

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This image is a screenshot of a social media interaction with a dark background. The first post, from a user named 'pujasuresh', asks an innocent question: 'What on earth is GitHub?'. Below it is a witty and cynical reply from a verified user 'hi.im.vijay', who states: 'It's the easiest place to find free OpenAI API keys'. This meme is a classic piece of gallows humor for developers. It satirizes the common and serious security mistake of accidentally committing sensitive information, such as API keys, into public code repositories on GitHub. For senior engineers, the joke is painfully relatable, as they've often been the ones to clean up the mess after a junior developer makes this mistake. It highlights a real-world security vulnerability and the ongoing challenge of secrets management in software development

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick A junior's first commit is 'hello world'. Their second is '.env'. Their third is a frantic `git filter-branch` after the finance department asks about the $20,000 OpenAI bill
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    A junior's first commit is 'hello world'. Their second is '.env'. Their third is a frantic `git filter-branch` after the finance department asks about the $20,000 OpenAI bill

  2. Anonymous

    Amazing how we spend millions on LLM inference security, then push the entire `config.json` to `main` - truly a full-stack vulnerability

  3. Anonymous

    After 15 years of teaching junior devs about .gitignore, I've realized GitHub's true business model isn't hosting code - it's running the world's most successful honeypot for AWS credentials and OpenAI keys. The real CI/CD pipeline is Commit, Indexed, Compromised, Deleted

  4. Anonymous

    The real tragedy isn't that GitHub has become the world's largest unintentional secrets manager - it's that 'git-secrets' and pre-commit hooks remain perpetually on everyone's 'TODO: implement before next sprint' list, right below 'add comprehensive logging' and just above 'write that postmortem from 6 months ago.'

  5. Anonymous

    GitHub: Where .gitignore is more suggestion than rule, and your OpenAI bill funds the next dev's prompt engineering spree

  6. Anonymous

    We call it Continuous Secrets Delivery: every merge to main ships credentials to the world - and a Sev2 to security

  7. Anonymous

    GitHub's 'sk-' scrapers have better MTTD than our SOC - rotate your keys, not your blame

  8. @NickNirus 2y

    delicious training data, yum

  9. @deerspangle 2y

    Microsoft revitalising their age-old triple-e strategy! embrace-extend-extinguish

  10. @Algoinde 2y

    and free fonts (not kidding)

    1. @prirai 2y

      And websites too which have open directories.

  11. @sylfn 2y

    please use English in this chat

  12. @sylfn 2y

    https://t.me/dev_meme/3667 rule 3

  13. @sylfn 2y

    When in Rome, do as the Romans do

  14. @sylfn 2y

    You are expected to obey the rules of this chat

  15. @sylfn 2y

    And yes, please save time for others

  16. @sylfn 2y

    🙄 This is an English-speaking chat.

  17. @purplesyringa 2y

    So that's you translating every message versus everyone else translating all your messages

    1. @purplesyringa 2y

      Doesn't sound quite fair to all the 253 people here

  18. @Sp1cyP3pp3r 2y

    Oops

  19. @aytomik 2y

    Oops x2

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