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Cybersecurity by Never Touching Computers
Security Post #3220 · source on Telegram

Cybersecurity by Never Touching Computers

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The image is a news-article screenshot with a top photo of hands typing on a keyboard over a wooden desk and a small circular "i" icon at the right. Under the red section label "Japan," the headline reads: "System error: Japan cybersecurity minister admits he has never used a computer". The subheading says: "Yoshitaka Sakurada also seemed confused by the concept of a USB drive when asked in parliament". The article refers to the 2018 Yoshitaka Sakurada story, which became durable infosec satire because the official responsible for cybersecurity policy appeared unfamiliar with basic computer use and removable media.

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick It is the purest air gap: no network, no endpoint, no keyboard history, and unfortunately no threat model either.
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    It is the purest air gap: no network, no endpoint, no keyboard history, and unfortunately no threat model either.

  2. @paul_thunder 5y

    Minister mobile phone:

  3. @paul_thunder 5y

    Car:

  4. @paul_thunder 5y

    Toilet:

  5. @paul_thunder 5y

    Etc.. You know japanese have computers injected everywhere

  6. @thedeltaw 5y

    I think I should be the minister

    1. @azizhakberdiev 5y

      Minister of education)) (I'm sorry)

    2. @lazarester 5y

      Lol

    3. @uubek 5y

      Nobody cares what you think

      1. @thedeltaw 5y

        Do I care what you think? Hell No

        1. @uubek 5y

          Well, why have you written this if you don't?

          1. @thedeltaw 5y

            I just don't care what the shit you think 🙂🙂

            1. @uubek 5y

              That is why trying so hard to show it?

              1. @thedeltaw 5y

                missing a point it's just a meme!!

      2. @thedeltaw 5y

        LMAO

  7. @scout_ca11sign 5y

    You won't have vulnerabilities if you don't have computer

  8. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 5y

    What THE Fck?

  9. @pavloalpha 5y

    niggars?

  10. @FunnyGuyU 5y

    That's the best computer security you can ever hope to get - never use computers

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