Apache Flowchart: Do You Need a Leading Slash in Your Redirect Rule?

Description

A deliberately incomprehensible flowchart titled 'APACHE FLOW CHART: DO YOU NEED A LEADING SLASH FOR YOUR REDIRECT RULE?'. From START, dozens of oval decision nodes connect via a chaotic spaghetti of red (N) and green (Y) arrows looping in every direction. Questions mix real Apache trivia with absurdities: 'Do you use RewriteRule?', 'Is mod_rewrite enabled?', 'Is the rule within a <Directory>?', 'Is Apache 2.4 or newer?', 'Is libfml.so.5.9.1 installed?', alongside 'Did you skip breakfast today?', 'Is today a Monday?', 'Did your mom ever hug you?', 'Is your keyboard ANSI or ISO?', 'You never did bring that book back to the library, did you?', 'Is this Debian or Ubuntu?', and 'Was Apache installed via package manager?' (leading to 'WHY?'). Nearly every path converges on three boxes at the bottom: Yes, No, and - where most arrows land - 'Don't know'. A perfect satire of mod_rewrite's notoriously context-dependent leading-slash semantics that even official docs hedge on