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SystemsAdministration Post #6387 · source on Telegram

When Software Says No, But the Power Cord Says Yes: Bypassing Shutdown Permissions

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A two-panel meme contrasting a software restriction with a physical solution. The top panel displays a classic Windows error message dialog box with the title 'Shutdown'. The message inside reads, 'You don't have permission to shut down this computer,' with a red 'X' icon and an 'OK' button. The bottom panel features a popular anime character (Rikka Takarada from SSSS.Gridman) squatting on the floor, labeled with the word 'ME'. She holds a power plug in her hand, poised to unplug it from a power strip, with a calm and determined expression on her face. The technical humor lies in the ultimate circumvention of software-based administrative restrictions. In corporate or managed IT environments, users often lack the necessary permissions to perform actions like shutting down a machine. The meme hilariously portrays the user's frustration and the final, undeniable authority of having physical access to the hardware. When the operating system denies a request, pulling the plug is the ultimate 'root' command, a brute-force override that no software policy can prevent

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick Software permissions are just a strongly-worded suggestion to someone with physical access to the server rack. It's the ultimate privilege escalation vulnerability, and the patch notes just say 'add a lock to the door.'
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    Software permissions are just a strongly-worded suggestion to someone with physical access to the server rack. It's the ultimate privilege escalation vulnerability, and the patch notes just say 'add a lock to the door.'

  2. Anonymous

    System said “permission denied to shutdown,” so I did the senior-engineer version of sudo: hit the PDU’s remote power toggle - nothing beats a 240-volt kill -9

  3. Anonymous

    After 20 years in the industry, you realize the most effective privilege escalation attack is still crawling under the desk with a power strip - no CVE required, works on all Windows versions since NT

  4. Anonymous

    When your enterprise Group Policy locks down shutdown permissions so aggressively that you're forced to escalate privileges from SYSTEM to Layer 1 - because sometimes the most elegant solution to an access control problem is a hard power cycle. It's not a security vulnerability if you own the physical infrastructure, right? The BIOS doesn't check Active Directory credentials

  5. Anonymous

    GPO revoked SeShutdownPrivilege, so I invoked the undocumented cross‑platform primitive yank(AC); eventual consistency for NTFS not included

  6. Anonymous

    RBAC blocked shutdown, so I escalated privileges to Layer 1 - the power strip. Cross‑platform, low‑latency, idempotent

  7. Anonymous

    When Group Policy revokes shutdown rights, exploit the ultimate escalation: physical access to the PSU

  8. @afdanilkin 1y

    In these situations, usualy there is a note on the computer or the wall nearby that says that you should not do this

    1. @andrei_nik_kolesnikov 1y

      But there is no restriction to remove the note first and then unplug the system

  9. @s2504s 1y

    Nearest future as is

  10. @callofvoid0 1y

    why?

  11. @callofvoid0 1y

    if a whole system is relying on such computer it shouldn't be accessible by anyone except for the dedicated tech guy or admin

    1. @TheFloofyFloof 1y

      Could be a kiosk, or just expected to never be shut down

      1. @callofvoid0 1y

        a kiosk ?

        1. @TheFloofyFloof 1y

          A machine that only allows one or a few apps to be used and is likely publicly accessible.

          1. @callofvoid0 1y

            I didn't know there exists such a thing

            1. @echedelle 1y

              In Cybercafes too

  12. valentyn 1y

    we are doomed

  13. @callofvoid0 1y

    hmm... that's why I've never seen such a think

    1. @andrei_nik_kolesnikov 1y

      coffee machines with a screen and a terminal?

      1. @azizhakberdiev 1y

        try running a fullscreen app, but no mouse, only pressing Enter and numerical keys

        1. @andrei_nik_kolesnikov 1y

          tmux? :)

    2. @andrei_nik_kolesnikov 1y

      vending machines in general could probably be considered kiosks as well

      1. @callofvoid0 1y

        now this is something

  14. @andrei_nik_kolesnikov 1y

    I was thinking about whether this is a kiosk, and it probably is

  15. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 1y

    "You don't have permissions to deny us using your electricity"

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