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Stop Doing Telegram Channels
DevCommunities Post #5804, on Jan 11, 2024 in TG

Stop Doing Telegram Channels

Why is this DevCommunities meme funny?

Level 1: The Tiny Stage

This is funny because someone made a small online stage for jokes, and now they have to keep performing on it. At first it sounds fun: post memes, get reactions, build a little club. Later it starts feeling like feeding a machine that always wants another post. It is like opening a lemonade stand for fun and somehow becoming responsible for a whole neighborhood's daily lemonade expectations.

Level 2: Broadcast Burnout

Telegram channels let admins broadcast messages to subscribers. Unlike a normal group chat, where everyone can talk, a channel is usually one-to-many communication: the admin posts, the audience reads and reacts. That makes it useful for announcements, memes, news, and community updates, but it also means the admin becomes the main engine of the page.

Community management is the work of keeping an online group active, understandable, and not completely chaotic. In developer meme spaces, that can mean finding jokes, filtering spam, preserving inside jokes, avoiding fights, and posting often enough that people do not forget the channel exists. The meme exaggerates this as a mentally unhealthy hobby because the reward is mostly abstract: views, forwards, reactions, and the strange satisfaction of strangers recognizing the channel's style.

The three tiny thumbnails with question marks are part of the joke: the rant treats channel "posts & lore" as if they are sacred artifacts, then immediately makes them look meaningless to outsiders. That is exactly how niche internet culture works. Inside the group, one old image can carry years of context. Outside the group, it is just a blurry square and several question marks.

Level 3: Admins Need Observability

The image uses the classic STOP DOING rant format to attack a very specific kind of internet labor:

STOP DOING TELEGRAM CHANNELS

The visible bullets complain that:

PEOPLE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SPEND HOURS REPOSTING MEMES

and later:

Wanted to socialize with people online? We had a tool for that: It was called group chats

That is the sharp part of the satire. A Telegram channel is not really a conversation in the old group-chat sense. It is closer to a tiny broadcast system: one or a few admins publish, thousands of people lurk, reactions appear, forwarding happens, and the administrator slowly starts treating an audience as an obligation. The meme frames that as absurd because the "product" is often just reposted memes, in-jokes, and lore, yet it can still create the same pressure loop as a real media operation.

For DevCommunities, this is painfully recognizable. Developer channels, meme pages, Discord servers, newsletters, and niche feeds all run on invisible maintenance: selecting posts, keeping tone consistent, handling duplicates, watching engagement, answering messages, and deciding whether a joke is too stale or too cursed to ship. The work looks unserious from the outside because the output is "just posts." From the inside, it becomes a content-distribution treadmill with no sprint review, no pager rotation, and no budget line for sanity.

The line:

"Mom, when I grow up I wanna be a internet micro celebrity that will disappear after 4 years"

turns the whole thing into attention-economy existential dread. The admin gets the obligations of a small public figure without the stability, money, or institutional support of an actual job. Reaction emojis become analytics, lore becomes technical debt, and every niche page becomes a tiny legacy system maintained by one person who insists they are fine. Naturally, they are not fine; they have a content calendar and three unread DMs about repost credits.

Description

A pale blue "STOP DOING" rant meme is headed "STOP DOING TELEGRAM CHANNELS" in large black text. Bullet points say people were not supposed to spend hours reposting memes, mock "years of making channels" for thousands of strangers reacting to posts with "no real-world use found", argue that online socializing already had "group chats", and say "Yes I love having to take care of a utterly useless niche page that is killing me inside" is a statement said by no mentally stable person. The lower section tells viewers to look at what "happy Telegram admins" have been demanding respect for, with "posts & lore" and three tiny image thumbnails labeled with red question marks, ending: "Mom, when I grow up I wanna be a internet micro celebrity that will disappear after 4 years" and "They have played us for absolute fools". The technical relevance is social-platform dynamics: broadcast channels, admin labor, meme distribution, engagement loops, and the burnout created by maintaining niche internet communities.

Comments

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick A Telegram channel is a write-only database where reaction emojis are the observability stack.
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    A Telegram channel is a write-only database where reaction emojis are the observability stack.

  2. dev_meme 2y

    what year tho

    1. @sylfn 2y

      not 2024

  3. @kinf0rm 2y

    happy b-day

  4. @kinf0rm 2y

    almost*

  5. @RiedleroD 2y

    I only know I started moderating in april 2021

  6. @RiedleroD 2y

    the 3 year anniversary is drawing near 🤭

    1. @sylfn 2y

      2024-2019 = 5

  7. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 2y

    Real question tho, do you guys profit from this channel/group at all? Like idk if telegram has some monetization program or something

    1. @RiedleroD 2y

      no

    2. @sylfn 2y

      lmao no

    3. @RiedleroD 2y

      sometimes there's crosspromotion, but the admin never puts ads for money

      1. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 2y

        Nice

      2. @sylfn 2y

        cant remember when was the last time

        1. @RiedleroD 2y

          me neither, it's been a while

        2. @callofvoid0 2y

          when I joined

      3. dev_meme 2y

        I actually did just a few times! Do you remember that once I asked via poll if followers are ok with ads being posted? 😂

        1. @RiedleroD 2y

          hmm yeah but iirc they said no

    4. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 2y

      I asked this because I know telegram has ads in channels even tho I only ever saw one and that was a telegram premium ad anyway

      1. @sylfn 2y

        telegram-dont-show-sponsored.patch

        1. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 2y

          So then the only ad in TG that will ever show up is for their own premium subscription?💀

          1. @sylfn 2y

            no it will show nothing

            1. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 2y

              But I have seen one

    5. dev_meme 2y

      Lol no I sold maybe like 3 or so ads in the channel and had to buy more than 50 so there are more follow (didn’t counted tho)

  8. @pfcowboy 2y

    lmao, not promote my tg group blablablabla, but I manage to get more than 400 people in my meme GROUP ! Kinda happy to see people exchange everyday :)))

  9. @SamsonovAnton 2y

    Mom, when I grow up I wanna be an Internet micro celebrity¹ creating JS frameworks that will disappear after 4 weeks. ¹ nobody gives a shit about

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