Big Tech Alternatives Exist, But Are We Listening?
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An 8-panel SpongeBob SquarePants comic meme format. In the first panel, Patrick Star claims, "The problem with big-tech is, we don't have alternatives." The following panels show an angry SpongeBob presenting various open-source and privacy-focused alternatives, with their logos superimposed: Mastodon (social media), Linux (OS), PeerTube (video), Nextcloud (cloud storage), Jitsi (video conferencing), and a final panel showing Signal, Telegram, Matrix, and Jami (messaging apps) floating by like trash. The meme satirizes the common but often uninformed complaint about the lack of alternatives to dominant tech platforms. It highlights the frustration within the tech community that despite the existence of many robust, open-source options, they are frequently overlooked or dismissed by the wider public, who prefer the convenience of mainstream services
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Users: 'We have no alternatives to big tech!' Devs: *points to a dozen mature, open-source projects* Users: 'Ugh, but I'd have to click a different icon.'
“C-suite: ‘We’re trapped in Big Tech’s walled garden!’ Me, lifting the rug to reveal 40 orphaned Helm charts: ‘Nah, we’re just trapped by whoever volunteers for the 3 a.m. self-hosted pager.’”
After 15 years of migrating enterprise systems, I've learned that 'no alternatives to big tech' usually means 'no alternatives that come with a vendor to blame when the CEO asks why the system is down at 3 AM.'
The irony here cuts deep: senior engineers know we have *too many* alternatives - each with its own federation protocol, package manager, and 'slightly different' approach to the same problem. The real challenge isn't finding alternatives to big tech; it's achieving consensus on which alternative to standardize on before someone forks it and creates yet another option. We've gone from 'no alternatives' to 'XKCD 927: Standards' faster than you can say 'systemd controversy.'
Alternatives exist; what we don’t have is an SLA. Spin up Mastodon/PeerTube/Nextcloud and congrats - you just traded vendor lock-in for pager lock-in
We’re not short on alternatives - just SOC2 sign‑off, SSO/SCIM, and anyone volunteering to own the pager
Big Tech monopolies fixed: now your homelab Raspberry Pi is the new SPOF
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it "splashes" only in pms Comment deleted
lool didn't know it did that, that's hilarious Comment deleted
Which word is supposed to be replaced? Comment deleted
Peertube Comment deleted
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it does splash in pms - when you click on it Comment deleted
although I'm not sure if all clients support it Comment deleted
I guess the tg devs got some spicy humor Comment deleted
Some people just want other to see the world burn slapping peach Comment deleted
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Oh!!!11 Fuck! That was cool!!! Sheeeet... Comment deleted
The problem is there is no good YouTube alternative. Peer to peer doesn't work for small channels Comment deleted
Onlyfans was going to be yt alternative, but we all know what happened Comment deleted
Content distribution isn't the issue, the funding side and discoverability is. And the money handlers just won't smaller players in. Liberapay barely manages. Comment deleted
Vimeo is good YouTube alternative. Comment deleted
Vimeo doesn't even have a search function, mate Comment deleted
https://vimeo.com/search Comment deleted
wtf okay, since when? Comment deleted
Since 2020. Comment deleted
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We do have alternatives, but some of them are not as good as big tech is yet Comment deleted
And then we've also got issues with compatibility between big tech and the alternatives Comment deleted
Last year Libreoffice failed to properly save my presentation on 4 different drives, rendering my final year project marked as "Not done" Comment deleted
They were trying to open it in PowerPoint 2008 Comment deleted
Which just didn't work for some reason Comment deleted
And I wasn't allowed to connect my laptop on which I made the presentation to the projector, so I had to schedule a different day to show it Comment deleted
bruh Comment deleted
Ikr Comment deleted
Yeah thats a pain Comment deleted
Nextcloud is absolute garbage tho Comment deleted
The last time I tried to run it, it ate almost all of the resources on my VDS and was riddled with bugs Comment deleted
and don't get me started on the update process Comment deleted
which, for example, doesn't let you skip major versions Comment deleted
Contributions are welcome /irony Comment deleted