Why is this Security meme funny?

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### Level 1: Bad Guys Make Rules
This is like a group of thieves saying, "We only wanted money, not trouble, so from now on we will be more careful about which houses we rob." The funny part is how serious and professional the message sounds, even though the basic activity is still wrong.

### Level 2: Ransomware As A Business
Ransomware is malware that locks or encrypts a victim's files and demands payment to restore access. The word **encrypt** in the screenshot refers to making data unreadable without a key. Encryption is useful when used legitimately, but ransomware weaponizes it against the owner of the data.

The text also mentions **partners**. In ransomware-as-a-service models, one group may build the malware while affiliates break into victims and deploy it. That makes the screenshot's promise to "check each company" sound like a business process: they are saying they will review targets before allowing an attack.

The joke is that this sounds like normal platform moderation, except the platform is cybercrime. A social network might moderate posts to reduce harm. A ransomware group claiming moderation is funny in a grim way because the entire operation is already harmful.

### Level 3: Extortion With Governance
The screenshot is dated **10.05.2021** and titled **"About the latest news."** It says, > "We are apolitical, we do not participate in geopolitics" and insists, > "Our goal is to make money, and not creating problems for society." The final line is the darkest punchline: > "From today we introduce moderation and check each company that our partners want to encrypt to avoid social consequences in the future."

That date matters. May 10, 2021 sits in the immediate aftermath of the Colonial Pipeline ransomware incident, when a cybercriminal operation associated with DarkSide had suddenly created consequences far beyond one victim company. A ransomware crew presenting itself as "apolitical" after a critical-infrastructure disruption is already absurd; adding **moderation** makes it sound like a criminal affiliate program has discovered trust-and-safety policy the hard way.

The humor is not that ransomware has rules. Modern **Ransomware** is often run like a business ecosystem: malware developers, affiliates, access brokers, negotiators, leak sites, payment infrastructure, and reputation management. The screenshot's language fits that ecosystem almost too well. "Partners" want to "encrypt" companies, management now wants to review targets, and the brand needs to reduce "social consequences." Congratulations, the extortion cartel has invented vendor risk management. Somewhere there is probably a quarterly OKR for "lower accidental geopolitical blast radius."

The truly bleak part is the phrase **"not creating problems for society."** Ransomware by design creates problems: unavailable systems, stolen data, operational outages, legal exposure, recovery costs, and public harm when hospitals, pipelines, municipalities, or suppliers are hit. The statement tries to separate profit-seeking crime from societal damage, as if encrypting another organization's computers is a neutral invoice-delivery mechanism until the news gets loud enough.

This is why the meme belongs under **Security**, **CriticalInfrastructureSecurity**, and **OperationalRisk** more than ordinary malware trivia. The screenshot captures the moment cybercrime stops looking like lone hackers in hoodies and starts looking like a dysfunctional SaaS company with worse ethics, worse incident response, and somehow a moderation queue.

Ransomware PR Discovers Moderation