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OnCall ProductionIssues Post #6294 · source on Telegram

Developer's Reception After a Production Push

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The meme consists of a top caption and an image below. The caption, in black text on a white background, reads: 'When you push your changes to production and everyone starts pinging you:'. The image is a still of Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker in a Spider-Man suit, from the movie Spider-Man 3. He has a self-satisfied, proud smile on his face, looking slightly upwards. The background shows a building and a clear sky. A subtitle at the bottom of the image reads, 'They love me.'. The humor is derived from dramatic irony. For an experienced developer, a sudden flood of messages ('pings') immediately after a production deployment is a strong indicator that something is critically wrong - a bug, an outage, or an unintended side effect. The meme hilariously contrasts this stressful reality with the character's naive interpretation that the attention is positive feedback and adoration, a mindset more typical of someone very new to the field

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick A junior dev sees a flood of pings after a deploy and thinks 'fame.' A senior dev sees the same and thinks 'blame.'
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    A junior dev sees a flood of pings after a deploy and thinks 'fame.' A senior dev sees the same and thinks 'blame.'

  2. Anonymous

    That moment you think the team is applauding your flawless rollout, but it’s just Grafana’s alert webhook cosplaying as your biggest fan club

  3. Anonymous

    The only time you'll trend faster than a viral tweet is when your 'minor refactor' takes down the payment gateway on Black Friday - suddenly you're more popular than the CTO's all-hands meeting invite

  4. Anonymous

    Ah yes, the classic 'Schrödinger's Deployment' - that magical 30-second window where your code is simultaneously working perfectly and catastrophically broken, until the first Slack ping collapses the wave function. Pro tip: if you deploy at 4:58 PM on Friday and immediately close your laptop, the bugs technically don't exist until Monday morning. It's basic quantum mechanics meets DevOps philosophy

  5. Anonymous

    Deploying straight to main without a canary? That's not hubris, that's just optimizing for the fastest path to collective therapy sessions

  6. Anonymous

    New DORA metric: Slack DMs per minute after deploy - anything above zero means your canary was just theater

  7. Anonymous

    When Slack explodes post-deploy, it’s not love - it’s the change failure rate repossessing the error budget you spent by skipping canary

  8. @SamsonovAnton 1y

    When you cannot upload your patches to GitHub on Friday afternoon.

    1. @DenDrobiazko 1y

      When teamlead protected dev branch and you cant push directly anymore 😭

  9. @mohamed_023 1y

    Guys, are devops real dev ??

    1. dev_meme 1y

      No, unless they are DevSecOps

      1. @callofvoid0 1y

        Devsuccubus

        1. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 1y

          AYO

    2. @pixelsex 1y

      senior YAML dev, AMA

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