A Mathematical Way to Dismiss Opinions

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A multi-panel meme set against a plain white background. The top text sets up a scenario: 'My friends: Stop your algebra jokes we don't get em.' followed by 'Me:'. Below this, the punchline begins with the text 'I don't care about your'. The final word is represented by a visual pun: a red onion sliced in two with the black mathematical symbol for Pi (π) placed in the middle. The combination of the onion and the symbol phonetically spells 'o-pi-nion'. The meme's humor lies in using a nerdy, mathematical pun to express disregard for others' opinions, ironically proving the friends' point that the jokes are niche and not easily understood by everyone. A faint watermark 'made with mematic' is visible in the bottom-left corner

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick My response to unsolicited architectural feedback from someone whose entire context is a two-sentence Jira ticket

Anonymous ★ Top Pick

My response to unsolicited architectural feedback from someone whose entire context is a two-sentence Jira ticket
Anonymous

Laugh at my π-onion pun all you want - it's still the most coherent Onion Architecture I’ve seen: an irrational PI at the core, layers around it, and only the stakeholders end up in tears
Anonymous

This is what happens when you spend too much time optimizing floating-point arithmetic - you start seeing irrational numbers everywhere, even in your produce drawer. Next you'll be telling me your opinion on whether tau is superior to 2π for circular calculations
Anonymous

This is the kind of humor that separates those who understand why pi is irrational from those who think it's just a dessert. The real tragedy isn't that your friends don't get your algebra jokes - it's that they'll never appreciate the elegant simplicity of expressing indifference through mathematical constants and alliums. At least in code reviews, your colleagues understand that O(n-ion) complexity is a legitimate concern
Anonymous

Architecture review: everyone brings their opinionated framework; I bring a π‑onion - still layered, provably irrational, and guaranteed to make the room cry
Anonymous

Keep your pi-nion; in onion architecture, opinions live in the outer layer - the core is math and benchmarks
Anonymous

Onion Architecture vibes: slicing open layers to embed π opinions only fellow architects digest
@Sp1cyP3pp3r 2y

π🚪
1. @rglrd 2y
  
  "Please, use English in comments and discussions"
  
  @Sp1cyP3pp3r 2y
  
  My lawyer advised to not elaborate any further
@Silkaridze 2y

Jaka kurwa ciepibula
1. dev_meme 2y
  
  Please, use English in comments and discussions
  
  @colllapse 2y
  
  why?
  
  dev_meme 2y
  
  that is a known joke though
  
  @CcxCZ 2y
  
  Made joke about not getting the joke and applying it to Polish. Hence untranslatable. (But should still have been tagged as such)
  
  @kitbot256 2y
  
  Looks English to me. The letters are definitely English…shy
  
  @deadgnom32 2y
  
  it's a common meme joke to this picture
  
  @deadgnom32 2y
  
  Google it
  
  @klemaai 2y
  
  Are you a bot?
  
  @Dzima_is 2y
  
  You need to learn your memes
  
  @sylfn 2y
  
  "what the fuck is ciepibula <ciebula = onion in Polish>"
  
  @arnonrdp 2y
  
  If you press any message there is a option called “Translate”. Try below:
  
  @vova0_2 2y
  
  joke is not translatable... but funny😂
  
  @D13410N3 2y
  
  You didn't get a joke
2. @kitbot256 2y
  
  I LOL'd
@mekosko 2y

onion
@s0mby 2y

Onion
@kitbot256 2y

ergo, if you get this joke you are not their friend
dev_meme 2y

Please, use English in comments and discussions
@ax1lewf 2y

Opienion?
1. @kitbot256 2y
  
  o-pi-nion There is no e in π
  
  @ax1lewf 2y
  
  I meant how it's should be pronounced
  
  @kitbot256 2y
  
  Why not “opinion”?
  
  @CcxCZ 2y
  
  It shouldn't thought. That's just English speakers butchering it.
  
  @Diotost 2y
  
  It should be pronounced pee
2. @gokling 2y
  
  why did you put the "e" xD
@callofvoid0 2y

PIaz
@unrealmahan 2y

someone explain this 🫠
1. @ural_bass 2y
  
  O pi inion
  
  @unrealmahan 2y
  
  oooow dmn thanks
@heito_r 2y

O-pái-nion?
1. @deadgnom32 2y
  
  oppai nion
@heito_r 2y

This joke only makes sense to English Second Languagers
@callofvoid0 2y

wtf
@callofvoid0 2y

there is an imposter among us
1. @endisn16h 2y
  
  sus
2. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 2y
  
  🚟
@ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 2y

I love how half of the explainers are just wrong spellings lmao
@Diotost 2y

Kronstadt
@timrin 2y

πenis
@dsmagikswsa 2y

Dad joke…
@moyuefeng 2y

Oopai（Japanese） 🤫
@arnonrdp 2y

Cebola
1. @sylfn 2y
  
  It relies on 1. people having somewhat recent telegram client 2. people having powers to press that "translate" button 3. detecting language which can lead to errors and misinterpretations 4. inaccurate and sometimes incorrect translations 5. reader being online at the moment 6. message being written in only one language, or telegram client which is able to translate only selection 7. message being translatable at all That's a fucking lot, and it is almost the same thing as with voice messages: you save people their time by making your messages accessible to more participants. The rules exist for a reason and I hope I've explained some reasons behind them
2. @sylfn 2y
  
  And yes, telegram translation in my client suggests "Portuguese > English: Onion", but I can't be exactly sure about the output even though I think it's probbaly correct
@arnonrdp 2y

I do not disagree w/ you. I think one language is better for all. I just wanted to share this functionality.
@kitten_teto 2y

o.....oppai?
@AndrewEastwood 2y

piece pi the rest onion

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