Crafting the Perfect Tech Job Ad
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A well-known meme format, often called 'And Then They All Laughed' or 'Laughing Politicians,' showing a group of men in dark suits, including former U.S. presidents, laughing uproariously in a formal setting. The top text overlay reads 'WRITING A NEW JOB AD...'. At the bottom, a list of common, often exaggerated, corporate buzzphrases is displayed in all caps: 'EXCITING INNOVATIVE PROJECT', 'COMMITMENT TO ONGOING TRAINING AND DEVELOPMENT', 'GREAT PAY RATES', 'POTENTIAL FOR EQUITY!', and 'FLEXIBLE WORK LOCATION AND HOURS'. The humor stems from the cynical implication that the leadership or hiring managers writing these job descriptions find their own promises to be absurd and unbelievable. For senior developers, this meme is highly relatable, as it reflects a deep-seated skepticism toward the often-inflated language used in tech recruitment to attract talent, which rarely matches the reality of the job
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The job ad promises a fast-paced environment on an innovative project. We all know that translates to a legacy monolith with no documentation, and the only thing fast-paced is the developer turnover
Pro tip: if the posting shouts ‘innovative stack’ but the CTO won’t name the language, prepare your CVS client for some fresh SVN history
After 20 years in tech, I've learned that 'exciting innovative project' means legacy PHP migration, 'ongoing training' is a Udemy subscription, 'great pay rates' is below market with promises of future raises, 'potential for equity' is 0.001% fully vesting after you've already left, and 'flexible work location' means you can choose which corner of the open office to cry in
Senior engineers know that 'exciting innovative project' translates to 'undocumented legacy codebase with no tests,' 'commitment to training' means 'here's a Udemy coupon,' 'great pay rates' is 'competitive with 2015 salaries,' 'potential for equity' equals 'worthless options in a pre-revenue startup,' and 'flexible hours' actually means 'we expect you on-call 24/7.' The real innovation here is how many red flags they managed to fit into one job posting while keeping a straight face - though clearly, they couldn't even manage that
Translation: “exciting, innovative project” usually means migrating a 12-year monolith to microservices during a return‑to‑office push - where “flexible hours” are defined by the pager and the “equity” vests right after the next reorg
'Equity' vesting after five pivots: the ultimate test of your commit tolerance before the repo gets archived
My recruiter-to-JSON parser translates ‘exciting innovative project’ to ‘brownfield rewrite under a hiring freeze,’ ‘equity’ to ‘0.02% with a one-year cliff,’ and ‘flexible hours’ to ‘follow-the-sun on-call.’