Emergency Git Evacuation Procedure

Description

A photo shows a paper sign taped to a wall, styled like a fire-safety instruction placard. The red header says "In case of fire," and a handwritten bubble underneath adds "GIT ADD *" above the steps "1. git commit," "2. git push," and "3. Leave building." Small emergency-style icons appear beside the numbered steps. The developer joke is that source control hygiene becomes more urgent than personal safety, because unpushed work is treated like a disaster-recovery failure.

Common Tags

Git GitCommands VersionControl GitWorkflow TerminalCommands DisasterRecovery BackupAndRecovery OfficeLife WorkplaceIrony DeveloperHumor CodingHumor

Comments

Anonymous ★ Top Pick The RTO for leaving the building is apparently gated on upstream accepting your commit.

Anonymous ★ Top Pick

The RTO for leaving the building is apparently gated on upstream accepting your commit.
@FallenChromium 4y

Always add changes to the stage early on, otherwise you can catch another kind of fire (called reset HEAD) and your changes will be lost forever 🥲
@JoseAngelSanchez 4y

better: git add -A
@azizhakberdiev 4y

After one more fire: git push -f
@daemon4647 4y

git commit -a
@lord_asmo 4y

leave building -f
@viktorrozenko 4y

https://github.com/sharpvik/sema With this tool you can just sema -ap
@Assarbad 4y

Oops, the pre-receive hook barfed at you ... better don't leave just yet. Make sure to reference ticket/sign commit/correctly format commit message/...
1. @viktorrozenko 4y
  
  --no-verify
@Assarbad 4y

Doubt that this allows to dodge certain checks for all implementations; I shall definitely give this a try tomorrow for our host. Thanks for the reminder. 👍
@verozub 4y

Placed it at my desk
@glatavento 4y

i prefer this