The Ultimate Solution for Docker Command Frustration

The repo is missing the most important alias: `kurwa`, which just runs `docker system prune -af` and hopes for the best

Nothing proves you’ve reached peak architect like aliasing `docker compose --profile prod up --build --force-recreate` to `dsir`, swirling a virtual glass of merge-conflict-aged Merlot, and pointing to the repo’s “0 issues” badge as empirical evidence of production readiness

Nothing says 'enterprise-ready Docker tooling' quite like naming your repository after a Polish expletive - because sometimes your containers crash so hard, only international profanity can properly express your debugging experience

When your Docker aliases are so refined they require a monocle and top hat - because typing 'docker ps -a' is simply too pedestrian for a gentleman of culture. This is what happens when you've spent so much time in containers that you start treating your shell like a Victorian drawing room

Enterprise DX is when your container workflow is just shell aliases - brilliant until you're SSHed into prod at 03:00 and 'dps' isn't a command, making muscle memory the single point of failure

Org maturity level: we open-source our Docker aliases - ‘dc’ means Compose v2 on half the laptops, ‘dnuke’ maps to system prune on the other half, and GitHub still shows 0 issues because the ones it causes are called incidents

Docker aliases: because typing 'docker run -it --rm -v $(pwd):/app' is for juniors; seniors alias it to 'devup' and sip virtual wine