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MentalHealth Post #4647 · source on Telegram

Diagnosed with burnout, developer instantly adds recovery to their task backlog

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Image is a cropped screenshot of a tweet on a white background. The tweet shows the user name “Meghan Scott Molin - Camp NaNo…” with handle “@megfuzzle” and a small circular profile photo on the left. The text of the tweet reads: “My therapist: "you definitely have clinical burnout." Me: "Oh man. Well, how long is that going to take to fix, because I've got a _lot_ of stuff that needs doing." My therapist: Me: Me: what?” The humor comes from the abrupt silence after the therapist’s diagnosis, highlighting a developer’s tendency to treat personal wellbeing like another ticket in an already overloaded sprint. Technically relevant because clinical burnout, deadline overload, and task backlogs are common issues for engineers juggling heavy workloads and unrealistic delivery schedules

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick Therapist marked my burnout as a P0, but the roadmap’s booked through Q4 with “strategic initiatives,” so self-care just got triaged next to “finish strangling the monolith” - ETA: the heat death of the JVM
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    Therapist marked my burnout as a P0, but the roadmap’s booked through Q4 with “strategic initiatives,” so self-care just got triaged next to “finish strangling the monolith” - ETA: the heat death of the JVM

  2. Anonymous

    Ah yes, the classic senior engineer approach to burnout: 'Just give me the ETA for the hotfix so I can schedule it between my 14-hour debugging session and the production incident at 3am. Maybe we can parallelize the recovery process across multiple threads?'

  3. Anonymous

    Classic developer response to burnout: immediately trying to estimate the sprint velocity for mental health recovery and wondering if they can parallelize self-care with their existing workload. The real bug here isn't in the code - it's the infinite loop of treating every life problem like a JIRA ticket that needs to be closed ASAP so you can get back to closing more JIRA tickets

  4. Anonymous

    Only in engineering do we treat burnout like a Sev-1 and ask the therapist for a same-day hotfix so we can keep breaching our personal SLA

  5. Anonymous

    Therapist flags burnout; dev instinctively SLAs the recovery time - because blockers wait for no one

  6. Anonymous

    Only engineers treat burnout like a Sev-2: open a ticket, request an ETA, and squeeze the patch between two sprints - meanwhile the error budget is you

  7. @s2504s 4y

    Explaining squad, please

    1. dev_meme 4y

      Clinical burnout = клиническое выгорание

      1. @Zhenyokmsk 4y

        That much is clear )

  8. @MrZarei 4y

    I didn't get it

  9. @feskow 4y

    doctor indirectly says Meghan needs to remove stress from their life, and they think it's just another stuff that needs to be done

    1. @s2504s 4y

      Got it, Lol 🤣

  10. @slnt_opp 4y

    Why lot is lot and not lot?🤔

  11. Денис 4y

    Lol, cannot take a vacation more than a month, cuz I have to finish a JOB first

  12. @beton_kruglosu_totchno 4y

    Clinical or chronical?

  13. @DagNo1 4y

    Do devs really burn out? What does even mean?

    1. @RiedleroD 4y

      I don't know why it happens, but when someone works too much, they can lose all mental energy they have for a while, depending on how much they overworked themselves.

      1. @RiedleroD 4y

        consult wikipedia if you want to know more specific info

    2. @ArchieWindragon 4y

      Think of your brain as a muscle. If you over exert yourself, or don't take care of it and let it rest, you can sprain or injure it and it won't be as useful until it recovers

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