The Siren Song of a Shiny New Framework
Description
This meme uses the classic 'Distracted Boyfriend' format to poke fun at developers' tendencies to be distracted by new technologies. The 'boyfriend' in the foreground, representing a developer, is looking back with admiration at a 'woman' who represents a 'Shiny New JavaScript Framework'. Meanwhile, the developer's 'girlfriend', looking shocked and offended, represents the 'Project's Well-Defined Technical Stack'. This meme perfectly captures the common scenario where developers are tempted to introduce new, trendy technologies into a project, even when the existing stack is perfectly adequate. For senior engineers, it's a humorous nod to the challenges of keeping a team focused, managing technical debt, and resisting the urge to chase the latest hype
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The best part is when the new framework becomes legacy in six months, and you have to explain your architectural choices to a new generation of developers who are distracted by an even shinier framework
Svelte’s “no-runtime” pitch sounds great - until the release pipeline globbing **/*.svelte comes back empty because everyone committed .svetel and .svetle files. Congrats, we just tree-shook the entire app
After 15 years of typing '.js', '.jsx', '.ts', and '.tsx', your muscle memory has developed its own autocorrect algorithm that's surprisingly resistant to patches - even when the framework promises to make everything else simpler
The irony of Svelte's tagline 'write less code' is that you'll spend half that saved time trying to remember if it's .svelte, .svetle, .sevtel, or .svetel. At least with React's .jsx you only have to remember three letters - though knowing the React ecosystem, there's probably already a heated debate about whether it should be .reactx or .rxt in some RFC thread
Svelte is easy; convincing Vite that index.svetle counts is not - turns out our “type system” is a glob and a correctly spelled file extension
Svelte's DX is so frictionless, you prototype four index.sveltes before noticing - zero-runtime redundancy achieved
Nothing exposes the dark side of convention-over-configuration like a watcher keyed to "**/*.svelte" - three typos later and the router implements Schrödinger’s page: it exists in your tree but nowhere in the build
Yet another sip of vodka because of yet another js framework. Comment deleted
what the fuck is Slevte? Comment deleted
svelte is a server- and client-side web framework, decently minimal at that too Comment deleted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoyejjJGajk Comment deleted
.svlt Comment deleted
Wow author doesn't even know what the fuck useState is Comment deleted
more like uselessState amirite Comment deleted
Gay technology that's all Comment deleted