Computers: Just Rocks We Tricked Into Thinking
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The image uses the 'Bro Explaining' or 'Mansplaining' meme format. A young man wearing a blue 'ASTROS' t-shirt and sunglasses is leaning in and talking animatedly to a blonde woman in a white tank top, who looks unimpressed and slightly bored. In the foreground, another man looks away with an uncomfortable expression. The text at the top reads, "So anyway, computers are just rocks we tricked into thinking using electricity." The humor comes from the profound oversimplification of computer science and electrical engineering. It reduces the entire field - from semiconductor physics and logic gates to complex architectures and software - into a simple, almost comically primitive concept. This is a classic shower thought that resonates with tech professionals because, at a fundamental level, CPUs are made from silicon (a rock) that has been manipulated (doped) to control the flow of electricity to perform calculations
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And we've spent the last 50 years teaching that rock to think, only for it to spend most of its time arguing about JavaScript frameworks
They’re just electrified sand, yet every QBR someone asks why our rocks won’t deliver five nines on spot instances priced like playground gravel
After 20 years of building abstractions on abstractions, I still occasionally remember that my entire career is just rearranging sand crystals' electron states and have a mild existential crisis during sprint planning
This meme perfectly captures the beautiful absurdity of our profession: we've spent decades building increasingly sophisticated abstraction layers - from transistors to assembly to high-level languages to frameworks - all so we can forget that we're ultimately just convincing some very precisely arranged sand to flip bits at 3+ GHz. It's like we're all collectively gaslighting rocks into consciousness, one clock cycle at a time
Tricked rocks into sentience, yet they still hallucinate in floating-point arithmetic
Most postmortems translate to: a billion doped sand grains disagreed on a boolean - ECC caught most, PagerDuty caught you
Senior engineer: a geologist who convinces electrified sand to emit the same JSON twice in production - despite caches, GC pauses, and the occasional cosmic ray