AstroForge Promotes Asteroid Mining as the 'Based' Solution to Earth's Resource Scarcity
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A screenshot of a tweet from the verified account AstroForge (@astroforge). The tweet text reads: "Critical materials are getting harder to find on Earth. Good thing space is full of them. Asteroids: a crash course on...". Below the text is an embedded image split into two parts. The left side shows an aerial view of a massive open-pit mine on Earth with the words "Terrestrial mining" partially visible. The right side is black, featuring two detailed illustrations of asteroids. Overlaid text declares "ASTEROID MINING IS BASED." with one of the asteroids marked by a circular target graphic. This image is a promotional piece for asteroid mining, a concept involving the extraction of valuable minerals and materials from asteroids and other near-Earth objects. For a technical audience, it touches upon themes of resource depletion, supply chain logistics for the tech industry (which relies on rare earth metals), and the immense engineering and robotics challenges of space-based extraction. The use of the slang term "based" is a self-aware attempt to connect with a younger, tech-savvy audience, humorously framing a high-concept industrial process in meme-like terms
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Our current tech stack is built on rare earth minerals. The next-gen stack will apparently be built on rare asteroid minerals. Hope the latency is better
Procurement said lead times for new GPUs hit 18 months, so the architects added “mine asteroid, then terraform” to the CI pipeline - finally a use-case where ‘multi-region deployment’ is truly planetary
Just like how we keep mining npm for packages that somehow solve our exact problem, AstroForge wants to mine asteroids for rare earth elements. The difference is, when an asteroid dependency crashes your system, it's literal
When your startup's elevator pitch is literally 'we're going to space because Earth's resources are running out,' you know we've reached peak Silicon Valley optimism. Nothing says 'sustainable business model' quite like asteroid mining - where the only thing harder than the technical challenges is explaining to investors why your Series A runway needs to account for orbital mechanics. At least when this crashes, it'll be a literal crash course
Critical materials scarce on Earth? Good - finally a supply chain where dependency hell involves literal asteroid collisions, not just yanked npm packages
New procurement OKR: implement a multi‑asteroid strategy - lead time is now the next launch window; please add Hohmann transfers to the sprint board and express SLOs in synodic periods
When procurement calls Earth a single point of failure and proposes “multi‑planet redundancy,” you know someone thinks the CAP theorem stands for Cobalt Availability Partition