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The Vim Exit Strategy: A Long-Term Commitment
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A two-panel meme illustrating the classic developer struggle with the Vim text editor. The top panel shows a screenshot of a Google search bar with the query 'how to exit vim', a question famously asked by beginners. The bottom panel shows a skeleton sitting at a desk in front of a computer, implying the user died waiting to figure out the answer. This meme humorously exaggerates the notoriously steep learning curve of Vim, a powerful modal editor where simple actions like exiting (requiring a command like ':q!') are not intuitive to newcomers. It's a rite of passage and a long-running joke in the developer community, highlighting the initial pain of learning powerful but non-obvious tools
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The only thing with higher lock-in than a proprietary cloud service is a junior dev's first Vim session
It’s not a proper “Quick-Start” until step #1 fails, step #2 is already deprecated, and step #3 is you opening the pull request that becomes next quarter’s OKR
The real 'Hello World' is discovering that the maintainers last tested their Getting Started guide three major versions ago, but they've been diligently updating the copyright year in the footer
Ah yes, the classic 'Hello World' that requires three deprecated package managers, two environment variables that aren't mentioned until step 47, and a specific Node version that was only stable for 72 hours in 2019. The forced smile perfectly captures that moment when you realize the 'Quick Start (5 minutes!)' is actually a three-day archaeological expedition through GitHub issues from 2017
Senior tip: when Quickstart step one 404s, pin to the README’s commit hash and treat the docs as an eventually consistent cache
Every broken Quickstart has a hidden Step 0: replicate the CI agent’s OS and toolchain, then call it “developer onboarding.”
Step 1 fails? Congrats - you've fast-forwarded to the real tutorial: reverse-engineering the docs author's prod env
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Time to get on IRC and shout at the devs. Comment deleted
nicely ask for help* Comment deleted
Get ignored for 3 months because last Friday caused some issues Comment deleted
Eh, depends if it's a community project or a corpo that happens to sometimes publish their code. The former rarely stonewalls you. I'm not saying they will help. But at least if they tell you to fuck off you save time trying to get through. Comment deleted
I prefer to have a problem in 1st step then happening in last one Comment deleted
you waste 3 months in both options Comment deleted
But in first case you got the answer Comment deleted
what is IRC ? Comment deleted
The oldest internet chat still in existence. Kinda. Comment deleted
Hmmm, BBS might disagree Comment deleted
Yup but I'm not sure if I'd call that *internet* chat. Comment deleted