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Blockchain Post #4265 · source on Telegram

The Unsolicited DAO Pitch at a Party

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This image uses the popular 'Man explaining to a bored woman at a party' meme format, also known as 'Bro Explaining.' A young man in a red and blue plaid shirt is leaning in and yelling excitedly into the ear of a young woman in a red top, who looks utterly bored, unimpressed, and uncomfortable. They are in a crowded, dimly lit club with red background lights. An overlayed text block at the top captures the man's monologue: 'so i mean yeah, crypto is not just about speculative deflationary currencies and dog coins right, there are also these really interesting Internet-native organisations, or DAOs as they're called, that are global from day one & have fully transparent and predictable operations. because DAOs are mostly software, their services are more cost-efficient and consumer-friendly than those provided by traditional companies. wen you buy tokens in a DAO, you become an owner and can earn a share of the revenue that it generates. for example, i'm in this DAO called sushiswap, it operates a decentralised exchange that generates approx. $200k per day in trading fee revenue to $SUSHI token holders...insane right? you know, these DAOs really represent the future of the Internet, but it's still early days, you should join!'. The humor resonates with experienced developers who have weathered numerous tech hype cycles. It satirizes the figure of the 'crypto bro,' an evangelist who passionately pitches complex and often speculative Web3 concepts in inappropriate social settings. The woman's expression of profound disinterest mirrors the skepticism many senior engineers feel towards buzzword-heavy trends that promise to be the 'future of the Internet' without acknowledging practical challenges or risks. The joke lands because it contrasts the speaker's fervent belief in a niche, volatile technology with the complete social unawareness of their delivery

Comments

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick The only thing more decentralized than his DAO pitch is the audience's attention span. He's explaining transparent operations to someone who transparently wishes he'd vanish
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    The only thing more decentralized than his DAO pitch is the audience's attention span. He's explaining transparent operations to someone who transparently wishes he'd vanish

  2. Anonymous

    Listening to a cryptobro pitch DAOs feels like someone reinventing CVS commit rights - except every merge costs $30 in gas and the rollback button is a class-action lawsuit

  3. Anonymous

    The real consensus mechanism here is her face achieving Byzantine fault tolerance against his pitch - no matter how many times he explains the tokenomics, she's maintaining strong consistency in her 'absolutely not interested' state

  4. Anonymous

    A DAO is 'fully transparent and predictable' right up until the governance vote that drains the treasury - also fully transparent, in hindsight

  5. Anonymous

    When your smart contract for reading social cues returns 'undefined' and you deploy a 500-word DAO pitch to production at a nightclub. Classic case of over-engineering the conversation layer - should've implemented a circuit breaker pattern before the monologue exceeded acceptable latency thresholds

  6. Anonymous

    DAOs: Transparent governance where token whales outvote engineers, turning 'decentralized' into 'delegated to degens'

  7. Anonymous

    His pickup line: “Join our DAO” - translation: spend weekends reading Snapshot votes on the fee switch, hope the whales hit quorum, and remember HR is a 9-of-10 multisig

  8. Anonymous

    Nothing says “autonomous organization” like a 4‑of‑7 multisig on an upgradeable proxy - join now, before the token unlock cliff votes itself into “community incentives.”

  9. @mvolfik 4y

    WHY IS THERE THE CAT

    1. @dugeru42 4y

      there is no cat

    2. @QutePoet 4y

      It's an hedgehog! 🦔

      1. @ArchieWindragon 4y

        It's a fur lined ladies jacket, because I'm pretty sure this photo was taken in copper face Jack's

  10. @SamsonovAnton 4y

    https://youtu.be/vur3gilGjlQ?start=30

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