Walter White Screams at 'UEFI Bindings for JavaScript'
Description
A two-part meme. The top is a cropped white documentation/README header reading 'What this is' followed by 'UEFI Bindings for JavaScript'. Below it is the Breaking Bad still of Walter White (bald, glasses, pale green jacket over blue shirt) screaming in rage through the open window of a black SUV. The meme reacts with horror to the existence of JavaScript bindings for UEFI - letting the language of npm and 'undefined is not a function' run at pre-boot firmware level, the most privileged and fragile layer of a machine. It channels the 'JavaScript escapes containment' genre: first the browser, then the server, now your motherboard firmware
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Atwood's Law has reached ring -2: now your machine can fail to boot because a promise was never resolved
The boot process can now return undefined before an operating system has had a chance to disappoint you.
So I can have JS bootloader for my JsOS? Comment deleted
*actual code is in C Interface is just in JS Comment deleted
Soon JS vibecoders gonna be able to add "Embedded" badge to their list of skills Comment deleted
we've had embedded java and embedded python, embedded js is really not that far of a jump Comment deleted
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this was a thing for years Comment deleted
I kinda like it. Genius for students. Comment deleted
i mean it's not bad, it's just not news Comment deleted
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Irony? No! The worst programming language in history (yes, I am prejudiced and have no regrets) becomes the most popular one. This was bound to happen, because we live in a god's forsaken world! Comment deleted