DataPrivacy
Post #7321 · source on Telegram
Palantir Stare: When Someone Questions Surveillance Technology
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A tweet from hersch (@tittyrespecter, verified) reading 'when a freedomcel says something so surveillancephobic you gotta hit them with the palantir stare' accompanied by an image of a stern-looking man at a podcast microphone giving an intense, disapproving look. The meme satirizes the pro-surveillance tech stance, using invented terms like 'freedomcel' (someone obsessively pro-privacy) and 'surveillancephobic' (anti-surveillance). The 'palantir stare' references Palantir Technologies, the controversial data analytics company known for government surveillance contracts
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Palantir's business model in one sentence: 'We're not watching you -- we're providing actionable intelligence solutions for stakeholders who happen to be very, very interested in your metadata.'
That's the look you give someone when they complain about targeted ads, while your brain is busy joining their social media profiles to their credit score and last known location
When compliance asks why you need full prod DB access, just give them the Palantir stare - permission granted
Nothing says 'we value your privacy' quite like a company named after Sauron's all-seeing orbs that literally pitched their product as 'Google for spies.'
Nothing says 'move fast and break things' quite like breaking the Fourth Amendment at scale
Palantir stare: the non-query response that pierces more layers than Gotham's full-spectrum ontology
The Palantir stare is humanized entity resolution - cross-joining your PII across twenty silos. DSARs inevitably time out at 504
That’s a wrong character to compare him to Comment deleted
well its Saruman stares through his eyes sooo gaze looks similar Comment deleted
and he uses the Palantir to do so Comment deleted
You have freedom* *guarantee only valid for people with at least seven zeroes before the decimal of net worth that live in the US Comment deleted