Is Hating PHP a Personality Trait?
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This image uses the popular 'Is this a pigeon?' anime meme format. In the meme, an anime character, a young man with glasses, is pointing at a yellow butterfly. The character is labeled with the text '2ND YEAR STUDENTS WHO HAVE NEVER MADE MONEY PROGRAMMING'. The butterfly is labeled 'HATING PHP'. At the bottom of the image, the caption reads, 'IS THIS A PERSONALITY'. The meme satirizes the common trend among junior developers and computer science students to adopt a strong, negative opinion about the PHP programming language as a substitute for having a well-developed professional identity or experience. It points out the irony that this opinion is often held by those who have never used the language in a professional, money-making context. For experienced developers, the humor lies in recognizing this pattern of adopting popular opinions without practical experience, a form of tech tribalism often seen in newcomers to the field
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Some developers build a personality around hating PHP. The rest of us were too busy shipping projects and cashing checks from a 15-year-old WordPress plugin we wrote
Give the sophomores time; the first day their shiny TypeScript service 502s because the 2006 PHP monolith it secretly proxies is down, they’ll learn humility is a runtime dependency
Meanwhile, the PHP app they're mocking has processed 10 billion requests today while their perfectly architected Rust microservice is still compiling from last Tuesday
PHP has been declared dead every year since 1998 - meanwhile it keeps cashing checks bigger than the hot take that buried it
Ah yes, the classic second-year developer phase: confidently explaining why PHP is terrible while their most complex production experience is a todo app that crashes when you add a third item. They've read all the Medium articles about 'modern' languages but haven't yet discovered that half the internet runs on PHP codebases older than their college enrollment, maintained by engineers making multiples of their future starting salary. Give it two years and a legacy Laravel project with actual users - they'll learn that every language is terrible in its own special way, and the real personality trait is shipping code that works rather than having opinions about semicolons
“Hating PHP” is a personality until your first SLA is tied to a WordPress checkout - then strict_types, Composer, and OPcache become your favorite colleagues
Amazing how 'PHP is trash' refactors into 'ship it' the first time a WordPress retainer pays your AWS bill and Composer actually resolves
Hating PHP sans production scars is peak junior luxury; seniors know it's the resilient beast funding half the internet's empire