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Programmer Dress Code Fork
Description
A cartoon crossroads scene shows a child labeled "Programmers" standing at a fork in the road. The left path leads toward a bright, sunny castle-like area and is marked by an image of a formal navy suit; the right path leads toward a dark, stormy landscape and is marked by an image of black thigh-high socks. The sibling caption jokes, "The third road exists too when programmers have just one pants or something." The meme plays on developer-culture fashion stereotypes, contrasting corporate presentation with internet-native programmer subculture and the practical chaos of actual wardrobe habits.
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The real senior move is choosing the outfit that passes code review and the standup webcam crop.
OnlyPants :) Comment deleted
Same BTW Comment deleted
"just one pants" - wat Comment deleted
Like one scissors Comment deleted
Pants is not plural Comment deleted
that was my guess but even then I still do not get the joke Comment deleted
I'm fullstack. I run out of motivation and moral after coding CSS for more than 30 minutes, so I didn't get too. My road is none of them, but backwards Comment deleted
Dont say "I coded CSS" you will geht a shitstorm xD Comment deleted
"Turing complete" CSS defenders more terrifying than others Comment deleted
CSS is turing-complete, soooo.... Comment deleted
Stop saying this word. The only CSS I wanna see is Counter-Strike Source, not this shit Comment deleted
Okay, I never used CSS in depth, so i thought it was just like the name says a "stylesheet" 🤦♀ Comment deleted
It has conditionals, variables and calculations Comment deleted
it doesn't have proper control flow. All events you can react to are from the html or input changing, so you can't create events you can react to. Furthermore, besides simple arithmatic, there's no instruction order either, mostly because there's barely any instructions, only property definitions. variables are also just different constants depending on certain events. There are no input values except "is it x or not", like hover or focus. It's at best a programming language that can define constants and react to external events in predefined ways. In my opinion though, it's a design language that's accidently technically turing-complete. Comment deleted
I have one faded out pair of sport pants and one pair of jeans I still fit in lol Comment deleted
I see, you're from 🏳⚧russia Comment deleted
It's a trap Comment deleted
Russia has a new flag, eh? Comment deleted
https://emojipedia.org/transgender-flag/ (sorry if I am to spoil a joke) Comment deleted
yeah, I know this one, but why Russia? Comment deleted
Not just Russia. I even dare say I know the exact city. It is in bio. Comment deleted
tell me the right one isn't male ... Comment deleted
ofcourse not, it's a trans woman😁 Comment deleted
what's that meaning? Comment deleted