The Futile Magic of robots.txt

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A two-panel meme that humorously juxtaposes a technical directive with a famous movie quote. The top panel is a screenshot of a browser displaying the contents of a `robots.txt` file, likely from discordapp.com. The text file shows standard rules for web crawlers, but the final entry is highlighted in red: `User-agent: nsa` followed by `Disallow: /`. This is an instruction for any web crawler identifying as the 'nsa' (National Security Agency) to not crawl any part of the website. The bottom panel features a still of Doctor Strange from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, looking serious, with the caption, "It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable." The humor is deeply ironic; the `robots.txt` protocol is entirely voluntary and would be trivially ignored by a sophisticated state actor like the NSA. The meme hilariously portrays this simple text file as a powerful, magical barrier, a concept that any experienced developer or security professional would find absurd, highlighting the vast difference between convention and enforcement in web security

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick That robots.txt entry is the equivalent of a 'No Trespassing' sign for a Predator drone. It's a nice thought, but it's not going to stop them from reading your metadata

Anonymous ★ Top Pick

That robots.txt entry is the equivalent of a 'No Trespassing' sign for a Predator drone. It's a nice thought, but it's not going to stop them from reading your metadata
Anonymous

“Why bother with mTLS and zero-trust when you can just add ‘User-agent: nsa\nDisallow: /’ to robots.txt and call it a day? Audit passed, budget saved.”
Anonymous

Ah yes, the impenetrable defense of robots.txt - because if there's one thing intelligence agencies are known for, it's strictly adhering to web crawler etiquette and politely respecting your Disallow directives while conducting mass surveillance
Anonymous

Ah yes, the classic 'Disallow: /' for User-agent: nsa - because we all know the NSA's sophisticated SIGINT capabilities are completely thwarted by a plaintext file that's literally designed to be advisory-only. It's the digital equivalent of putting up a 'No Trespassing' sign in front of Fort Knox and expecting it to stop a heist. The real irony? They're probably already inside your TLS handshake before your robots.txt even loads. But hey, at least Discord's legal team can say they tried, right?
Anonymous

If your threat model includes “NSA” and your mitigation is robots.txt, congratulations - you’ve implemented Security Theater as Code
Anonymous

Robots.txt: 100% effective against bots with manners, 0% against those with national security letters
Anonymous

Finally, true nation‑state defense-in-depth: Disallow: / for nsa in robots.txt - should shave at least two controls off our next NIST audit
@ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 5y

😂😂😂😂😂😂
1. @viktorrozenko 5y
  
  ты по ходу знаешь о чем это. объясни в чем прикол
  
  @sylfn 5y
  
  https://t.me/devs_chat/21715 As long as translation to English is present, you can talk in any language you want Разговаривай на любом языке, но не забывай про перевод на английский
  
  @RiedleroD 5y
  
  warning 1/3 for @wilsondivine for not talking english
  
  @viktorrozenko 5y
  
  It's "speaking" English, bro...
  
  @RiedleroD 5y
  
  same difference
  
  @sylfn 5y
  
  "using"
  
  @viktorrozenko 5y
  
  Or that
  
  @RiedleroD 5y
  
  doesn't matter to get the point across
@immraytal 5y

explain pls
@boymoderologist 5y

what is nsa
1. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 5y
  
  National Security Agency I think
  
  @WickedClassy 5y
  
  ^
2. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 5y
  
  "Goverment" Spy
@WickedClassy 5y

This is almost as powerful as having your browser send do not track requests
1. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 5y
  
  😂😂😂😂😂😂
@boymoderologist 5y

got it
1. @ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 5y
  
  Perfect
@boymoderologist 5y

its like
@boymoderologist 5y

"do not enter if you are under 18"
@boymoderologist 5y

on porn sites
@viktorrozenko 5y

Sorry tho, I didn't know there was a rule about that
1. @RiedleroD 5y
  
  no problem, that's why I warn people before banning them :) u got three lives left
  
  @Roman_Millen 5y
  
  1 gone and still 3 left? Are you counting from 0?
  
  @RiedleroD 5y
  
  No, you can get warned 3 times without getting banned, so I count 4 lives.
  
  @pavloalpha 5y
  
  If I speak Russian will u warn me?
  
  @RiedleroD 5y
  
  if you don't provide an english translation, yes
  
  @pavloalpha 5y
  
  Привет
  
  @RiedleroD 5y
  
  warning 1/3 for @Umlaut for being a little bitch
  
  @pavloalpha 5y
  
  I'm not a little bitch
  
  @pavloalpha 5y
  
  Btw that means "Hello"
  
  @RiedleroD 5y
  
  I know, I put it through google translate
  
  @pavloalpha 5y
  
  Yeah, and that spells like "Privet"
  
  @RiedleroD 5y
  
  oh, I know privet, actually.
  
  @pavloalpha 5y
  
  Do u have Russian keyboard?
  
  @RiedleroD 5y
  
  no, I meant I understand privet when spoken
  
  @pavloalpha 5y
  
  As I see here a lot of people speak russian
  
  @DefDef 5y
  
  You should check out more official word for Hello: Zdravstvuyte
  
  @RiedleroD 5y
  
  jesus
  
  @pavloalpha 5y
  
  Niggers?
  
  @RiedleroD 5y
  
  fun fact: most niggers don't speak russian
  
  @pavloalpha 5y
  
  Btw I just like this word and how it spells
  
  @DefDef 5y
  
  We have a word for a book: Kniga
  
  @RiedleroD 5y
  
  spicy
  
  @pavloalpha 5y
  
  Man u even can't emagine how I envy you
  
  @pavloalpha 5y
  
  I know
@viktorrozenko 5y

Lol
@deerspangle 5y

Yup, that's about as far as discord's security from such things goes.
@Alivali 5y

I googled and found kaspersky. Does it mean your site is malicious and don't want to let kaspersky to scan your site in order not to be detected as malicious site for users?
@a_shestakov 5y

When there are a lot of comments in this channel - most likely it is a discussion of Russian language usage
@wizaral 5y

Yes
@ZgGPuo8dZef58K6hxxGVj3Z2 5y

*Space* agency
@dugeru42 5y

You are talking about nasa Nsa is different fruit
@dugeru42 5y

Spicy one

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