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Startup Post #2675 · source on Telegram

When a casual elevator chat ends with you getting CTO-zoned for a startup

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Screenshot of a forum-style post on a white interface with the bold heading “Have you ever been CTO’zoned?”. Under the title is the username line “EY · highwy/Rdr”, the date “Nov 11, 2020”, and “529 Comments”. The body text reads: “I’m an Indian guy working on H1B. Met a Chinese girl in the apartment elevator (high rises, so elevator rides are typically longer). Liked her and built up the courage to talk to her before the elevator ride ended. Found a good icebreaker (she was wearing hoodie with a caption, don seem to remember), and then talked about COVID, 2020 and what we do to earn a living! She looked like she was interested and she asked for my number right before leaving. She later reached out and said she wanted to meet and talk. We met soon and she ended up pitching her startup idea to me. She says she wants me to help her build her website and potentially be the CTO. Has something similar happened to any of y’all? Would love to know that I’m not the only one.” Visually, it resembles a Blind or LinkedIn post: minimal icons, small bookmark and share buttons, black text on a light background. Technically, the meme riffs on the dreaded moment when personal interest turns into an unsolicited “co-founder/CTO” pitch, a situation many engineers encounter in startup circles and developer communities

Comments

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick CTO-zoned: when “we should grab coffee” mutates into “here’s 0.7% on a four-year cliff to rebuild my napkin sketch on Kubernetes - salary kicks in after Series A.”
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    CTO-zoned: when “we should grab coffee” mutates into “here’s 0.7% on a four-year cliff to rebuild my napkin sketch on Kubernetes - salary kicks in after Series A.”

  2. Anonymous

    She went from elevator pitch to literally pitching in an elevator - the only startup where the MVP is getting someone else to build your MVP for equity that doesn't exist yet

  3. Anonymous

    The modern tech dating pipeline: initial connection → mutual interest → technical screening → startup pitch → equity offer. At least she didn't ask him to work for exposure and 'future equity when we get funding.' This is what happens when your LinkedIn profile is more attractive than your dating profile - you get recruited instead of romanced. Classic founder move: pivot from romantic interest to cap table optimization

  4. Anonymous

    CTO‑zoned is when an elevator pitch provisions you as the entire stack - product, backend, infra, and compliance - paid in title and “exposure,” shipping by next weekend

  5. Anonymous

    CTO-zoned: when an elevator meet-cute turns into a zero-salary 'technical cofounder' interview - comp to be defined in a SAFE after we hit PMF

  6. Anonymous

    HFT dev optimizes elevator latency for a date, ends up latency-trading weekends for startup runway extensions

  7. Deleted Account 5y

    Hmm tf

  8. Deleted Account 5y

    😂😂

  9. @bladefistx2 5y

    Could you "Be my CTO" is the new "draw me like one of your French girls"

    1. Deleted Account 5y

      ?

      1. @bladefistx2 5y

        Well.Google it. I mean maybe she's into him

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