Built-In, But Make It Hardcoded

Description

The image uses the Lisa Simpson presentation format, with Lisa standing in front of an audience and a large projection screen. The slide text reads "Built-In is just hardcoded with extra steps" in plain black type on a white background. The joke reframes language or framework built-ins as merely hardcoded behavior wrapped in enough abstraction to look official. It is a deliberately reductive take on runtime features, standard libraries, and the blurry line between useful abstraction and hidden special cases.

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Comments

Anonymous ★ Top Pick A built-in is just a hack that survived enough release cycles to get syntax highlighting.

Anonymous ★ Top Pick

A built-in is just a hack that survived enough release cycles to get syntax highlighting.
@denis_kleshchev 5y

А нафига писать image text? Для ботов которые не могут в капчу?
1. Deleted Account 5y
  
  У некоторых изображения не грузятся
2. D Y 5y
  
  Accessibility
3. @ImJmik 5y
  
  Чтоб искать можно было
4. @slnt_opp 5y
  
  По той же причине почему аватар сменился
  
  Deleted Account 5y
  
  что это за причина? 😳
  
  dev_meme 5y
  
  Also quite curious why both of these things is same
Deleted Account 5y

У меня лично только в коментах хД
@denis_kleshchev 5y

Что это за причина?