Bro Please Just Upload Your ID, We'll Totally Protect Your Data

Description

The 'crying guy / bro please' meme template: a close-up of a man's tearful face on the right, with pleading text on the left reading 'bro please just upload your id. we're committed to your privacy. just one upload. it's really easy bro please. just upload it and we'll protect your data. we need this to protect the children bro please.'. The meme satirizes the wave of online age-verification and ID-upload mandates, mocking the desperate, contradictory rhetoric of platforms and legislators: promising privacy while demanding government ID, invoking 'protect the children' as the universal justification - all while engineers know such ID databases are inevitable breach material

Common Tags

DataPrivacy OnlinePrivacy PrivacyConcerns DigitalIdentity DataBreach SurveillanceCapitalism SecurityTheater DataProtection CyberLaw MemeFormats

Comments

Anonymous ★ Top Pick 'We're committed to your privacy' - right up until the third-party age-verification vendor leaves the S3 bucket public

Anonymous ★ Top Pick

'We're committed to your privacy' - right up until the third-party age-verification vendor leaves the S3 bucket public
Anonymous

Please prove you're an adult by creating the most valuable row in our next breach.
@bk_space 6mo

danil kolbasenko
1. @TarasPushkar24 6mo
  
  I was not prepared to see it being mentioned in this comment section
Mario 6mo

"We need to get rid of rivals"
@Topseader 6mo

admin@localhost
@agonyship 6mo

Haha nice try