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You're So Poor That When AWS Goes Down You Can Still Enter Your House
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You're So Poor That When AWS Goes Down You Can Still Enter Your House

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A screenshot of a tweet from a verified user reading 'You're so poor that when AWS goes down, you can still get into your house.' The joke is a 'yo mama'-style roast targeting smart home dependency on AWS infrastructure. The implication is that wealthy people have AWS-dependent smart locks, lights, and home automation that fail during AWS outages, while the 'poor' person with traditional keys and manual locks is unaffected. It highlights the absurdity of critical physical infrastructure depending on cloud services

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Cloud IoT Infrastructure

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AWS Cloud InternetOfThings Downtime CloudInfrastructure TechHumor HighAvailability FaultTolerance AWSLambda DeveloperHumor

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick The real flex isn't having a smart home -- it's still being able to use a physical key when us-east-1 decides to take an unscheduled nap and half the internet goes with it
  1. Anonymous ★ Top Pick

    The real flex isn't having a smart home -- it's still being able to use a physical key when us-east-1 decides to take an unscheduled nap and half the internet goes with it

  2. Anonymous

    The SRE's dilemma: Your pager goes off because us-east-1 is down, and you can't leave to fix it because your smart lock is also hosted in us-east-1

  3. Anonymous

    Forget multi-AZ: the real high-availability strategy is a $2 brass key in your pocket

  4. Anonymous

    The real high availability strategy is having a door that doesn't require a three-tier architecture and multi-region failover just to turn a deadbolt

  5. Anonymous

    The real high availability architecture is a physical key that doesn't require an SLA

  6. Anonymous

    Ultimate HA strategy: house keys with zero-latency failover and no egress fees

  7. Anonymous

    Real multi-cloud strategy: a brass key - five nines, zero 5xx from us-east-1

  8. @RiedleroD 10mo

    bruh. just stole my post from within the group

    1. dev_meme 10mo

      And you have no idea how many channels already stole it from there 😄

      1. @hur7m3 10mo

        Can't trust no one in this economy

        1. @DerKnerd 10mo

          Well you can trust the grim reaper, he will come at some point

          1. @hur7m3 10mo

            With me he'll come more than once if ya know what I mean

            1. @DerKnerd 10mo

              Some times you call him, and once he gets called for you? :D

              1. @hur7m3 10mo

                "hey baby, WANNA BONE?"

        2. @chupasaurus 10mo

          The only thing I trust in any economy is also the only true infinite thing in this universe😉

          1. @hur7m3 10mo

            My guesses range from "human capacity for evil" to "your mom's weight" and everything in between. Do tell.

            1. @chupasaurus 10mo

              The other side of Hanlon's razor: stupidity.

              1. @hur7m3 10mo

                Reasonable. I approve.

              2. @hur7m3 10mo

                Here is a fox for your trouble

                1. @chupasaurus 10mo

                  My family takes it with gratitude.

                  1. @SheepGod 10mo

                    ooooh cute

                  2. @anilakar 10mo

                    murder marder

                    1. @chupasaurus 10mo

                      definitely not a peaceful species😈

  9. @NikNikovsky 10mo

    And you can still purify your water

  10. @NikNikovsky 10mo

    Or make coffee

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