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A dark-theme code editor screenshot shows a short Java-like file with line numbers and syntax highlighting. The visible code includes `package this;`, `public class this {`, a field `public this this = this;`, a constructor `public this(this this) { ... }`, a long chained assignment full of `this.this().this.this()...`, and a method `public this this() { return this.this; }`. The humor comes from abusing the object-oriented keyword `this` as every possible identifier, producing code that is both semantically absurd and hostile to compiler, reviewer, and maintainer alike.

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Anonymous ★ Top Pick The cyclomatic complexity is low, but the existential complexity is O(this).

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The cyclomatic complexity is low, but the existential complexity is O(this).
@GLXBX 5y

Why black
1. @fakeshluck 5y
  
  murder in Belarus
  
  @GLXBX 5y
  
  Oh, crap missed it
  
  @redacted_text 5y
  
  Stop this shit! Belarus is ok except small group of extrimists that producing fake news
  
  @fakeshluck 5y
  
  what? :/
  
  @redacted_text 5y
  
  There less that 10 murdered people. During monthes of protests! Where there are 100k+ plus people joined this protests! Its just an accidents cause protests are dangerous and always followed up with dead bodies.
  
  dev_meme 5y
  
  What about thousands of people who leaves country? Hundreds or even thousands of injured people?
  
  @redacted_text 5y
  
  Biden or Trump?)
  
  dev_meme 5y
  
  Any, whateva
  
  @fakeshluck 5y
  
  So u think that we should pretend everything is fine? When everyone see fake elections or dead economics?
  
  @redacted_text 5y
  
  Check Europe. Check Poland
  
  @fakeshluck 5y
  
  whats wrong?
  
  @redacted_text 5y
  
  Protests. Dead bodies
  
  dev_meme 5y
  
  And lies from officials about HOW these people die
  
  @fakeshluck 5y
  
  coronavirus stats is my favorite
  
  @redacted_text 5y
  
  So shut your stupid extrimistic mouth and go fucking work!
  
  @Agent1378 5y
  
  Александр Грыгорьевыч, перелогинтесь
2. Deleted Account 5y
  
  This is not black. This is an african american.
  
  @ognotme 5y
  
  My name is Derel
3. @Black_Yuzia 5y
  
  You hate black?
  
  @GLXBX 5y
  
  No, I like white
  
  @metal_Dash 5y
  
  Переиграл и уничтожил дешевку
@solwayfirth8956 5y

This
@feskow 5y

Wait, is this Java?
@alexeeffff 5y

Fuck this
1. @doorhinge 5y
  
  All my homies use that
2. @nenten 5y
  
  yes, Golang lives matter
@obemenko 5y

this was never an option
@me_noname 5y

Long live Belarus
@NazChaykin 5y

мда
@ProstTovelly 5y

а нахуя?
1. @determ1n3d 5y
  
  а это когда делать нехуй
@zherud 5y

Does it even work?
@Roman_Millen 5y

this
@redacted_text 5y

And protests are much smaller!
@redacted_text 5y

But saw how many yellow vests died?
1. dev_meme 5y
  
  In France Anarchism is kinda allowed
  
  @redacted_text 5y
  
  Killing hundreds of people by police in France is ok, and less then 10 bodies during most huge protest in Europe is not ok?
  
  @fakeshluck 5y
  
  who did tell u that its less then 10 bodies?
  
  @redacted_text 5y
  
  Please, count reported by opposition cases, if not believe to government. Check TUT.BY.
  
  @fakeshluck 5y
  
  from what time tut.by is an opposition media...
  
  @redacted_text 5y
  
  Since this election started.
@redacted_text 5y

They are fully supporting opposition
@redacted_text 5y

That's why they lost their accreditation btw
@redacted_text 5y

No difference at all. They only pretending to be peacefull
@redacted_text 5y

You can check their main media source, if you knows Russian
@redacted_text 5y

Nexta
@redacted_text 5y

Are you sure? Their movement coordinated by nexta. Check what he writes
@redacted_text 5y

They only peaceful for European camera
@redacted_text 5y

That's all
@redacted_text 5y

C'mon, thay are biting police officers!
@redacted_text 5y

Please, check any media. Harmed police officers during protests are normal for Belarus
1. @fakeshluck 5y
  
  HAHA, WHAT?
@redacted_text 5y

Ok. 9th, 10th of August. 200 harmed police officers according to government. Photos and videos included on their ministry of protection channel
@redacted_text 5y

They are throwing molotov cocktails at the police, throwing rocks
@redacted_text 5y

Photos! Videos! C'mon
@redacted_text 5y

I believe my eyes. Just it
@redacted_text 5y

You people are crazy. During pandemy and world economic fall you fighting with your government and blocking economy of your country. You selected that stupid girl as your leader - c'mon, she can't say even bunch of words. She is totally dumb.
1. @fakeshluck 5y
  
  economy of our country was blocked 26 years ago. bruh.
  
  @redacted_text 5y
  
  I'll watch you dying from starvation in a while if you beat Lukashenko. That's all.
  
  @fakeshluck 5y
  
  thanks gods, i work for irish company while my groupmates works for belarussian factory and gets about 200$. best college of belarus, hah...
@redacted_text 5y

No, she is dumb just because she is, but not because she is a girl.
@qtsmolcat 5y

I'd say this is crap But I can't remember what 'this' refers to

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